Not really, but it's full of a lot of other things (I can assure you it's not what you're thinking, thanks) and it'd please me if you were patient while I sorted through it all enough to spit it out.

First and foremost, the happiest birthday ever needs go to my mum, who can celebrate knowing I appreciate her for everything she has done and ( Read more... )

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(To my British friends: Yes, we're celebrating our liberation from your tyranny and taxes. But, dudes. Trust me. You don't want to take the colonies back ( Read more... )