Not really, but it's full of a lot of other things (I can assure you it's not what you're thinking, thanks) and it'd please me if you were patient while I sorted through it all enough to spit it out.

First and foremost, the happiest birthday ever needs go to my mum, who can celebrate knowing I appreciate her for everything she has done and ( Read more... )

Wishing most wonderfully eventful and jovial birthday celebrations to jjpor, as what else would befit someone who revolutionised the concept of "picking up a bad habit"?

Anyway, hats off and party hard, mate. xD