I'm running for over half a mile now ( Read more... )

The Fiancé and I started running about a month ago ( Read more... )

Friday night, T's family had a fish fry ( Read more... )

Things I Don't Understand Today:

1. Collecting dolls, or action figures, or whatever you call them. Regardless of what you call them, what do you do with them? Why do you have them? It's like a coin collection to me. Or any collection, really. All collections of non-functional objects are seen in my brain in the same way: money I could have ( Read more... )

First official golf outing of the season ( Read more... )

I made a necklace that looks exactly like this, but in shades of green and turquoise, for TEN DOLLARS. Suck it, Dillard's ( Read more... )

Today's favorite out-of-context quote from Terri: "Oh, those are Jews".

At the end of every golf season, I am regularly driving the ball a fairly straight 180 yards or so.

At the start of every golf season, WE ARE ALL IN DANGER. OH SHIT, Y'ALL, DUCK!

ETA: Okay, well, thanks, Ticketmaster, for going above and beyond. Above and beyond WHAT I ( Read more... )

They have free fitness assessments at work through the exercise science program next week. I haven't decided if I'm gonna do it or not yet. I'm kind of afraid. I don't know what ALL my students' majors are, but the last thing I need is to get one of them as my tester and have them go home that night knowing my percentage of body fat and how many ( Read more... )

TIGER WOODS IS A COMPLETE SHITHEAD AND ALL THOSE WOMEN ARE HOMEWRECKING WHORES.

I just thought I should say that. In case there was any doubt. I mean, would he want someone to treat his daughter or his mother the way he's treating his wife?

And GOOD FOR YOU GATORADE! DROP THAT FUCKING DOUCHE LIKE A HOT, DOUCHEY POTATO.

For those of you who are Red Wings fans, you know that the most famed announcer is Budd Lynch, the One-Armed Bandit. Yeah, dude only got one arm. This is important.

Apparently, one of the promos for an upcoming Wings game is a free Budd Lynch bobblehead for the first whatever-odd people that get there.

Missy: I wonder if the Budd Lynch ( Read more... )