So I wrote this in June and it was like, "Take Cort & Fatboy's most bizarre flights of fancy, add fanfic clichés, go!". With bonus casual violence and unauthorized use of The Sabertooth Vampire. Since it's based on the June shows and everything up to that, there's still Ryan & Courtenay on Wednesdays.

cort and fatboy and the tragedy of the self- ( Read more... )

So I was in bed and then this idea TAKES OVER MY BRAIN and I don't even and I can't even and this is the best thing I have EVER written. EVER.

dilwale dulhania le jayenge aur zombies maar dalenge, or the ones with heart take away the bride and kill zombies ( Read more... )

Technically I guess I've been working on this fic since 2006 but in reality I wrote 50% of it in 2006, discovered it last night and decided to finally finish it.

the lights that never fade outfandom: rang de basanti (hindi film ( Read more... )

Happy birthday, twobit. I wasn't inspired to fic Dorm Life so this'll have to do. :)

insert nonsensical gambling metaphor
jake & amir, jake/amir, pg. in vegas or whatever, 750 words. i straight up own none of this sheesh. word up to danbi for the lookover.

( But then there's Amir. Amir, who swallowed some dice and got them thrown out of the casino. )

Wrote a new fandom! For New Year's Resolutions! Yeyz!

party like it's 999
the inbetweeners, the lads + some carli, 1055 words, pg-13 for swearing and such. takes place post-s2 but doesn't really spoil anything of s2 so could work as post-s1. written for MissMercy for NYR 09.

( If the world was fair, beautiful and perfect, Will would have older, articulate friends -- )

True story: I sat down to procrastinate and write this story and then two Mormons ring my doorbell to talk all this Jesus business and put me off my smut-ish fic writing mood. So blame them if this sucks. Also note I'm not too pro at writing smut.

and static prevailsthe mentalist, lisbon/jane, ~500 words, r. bruno heller etc own, no copyright ( Read more... )

Um.

straight up. pun intended. whatever 'pun' means. jake?
jake & amir, mild jake/amir + sarah, 1,400+ words, rated g. er, i don't own the rights to these characters. don't sue me guys, jake encouraged it in that chat and ..okay, i have no excuse.

( Jake's always looking at him, in a way. )

Was talking to darkeyedwolf about how amazing Cho is and felt like expressing this in interpretative dance, but I can't dance, so I wrote this.

It's a fic where Cho blogs and I swear it's not as dumb as it sounds like.

the humble beginnings of an internet superstarthe mentalist, cho + rest of the team, gen with a smidgeon of implied rigsby/van pelt. pg. ( Read more... )

I wrote this bit of whatever after last week's episode and since I doubt I'll ever come up with anything around it, figured I'd just post it.

the details etc
the mentalist, jane, lisbon (shippy if you're a record-winning squinter), g, ~400 words. bruno heller etc owns, i don't. not really spoilerous, light, angst-free &whatnot.

( Lisbon did not have a good feeling when she first heard the doorbell ring. )

( so.. leverage 1x10. )