So I was in bed and then this idea TAKES OVER MY BRAIN and I don't even and I can't even and this is the best thing I have EVER written. EVER.

dilwale dulhania le jayenge aur zombies maar dalenge, or the ones with heart take away the bride and kill zombies ( Read more... )

Bugger this Ashes to Ashes/Life on Mars nonsense.

It's clear CBeebies is where it's at.

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Have you seen John Simm's cat?

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Keeley wants you to eat your peas!

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Philip & tough little girl pirates! (Why oh why does this clip end too soon?)

*loves it*

Sometimes the best gift you can give somebody is not an actual, physical object. Sometimes, it's a way of saying, "here's how much I love you", or "here's how much I'm willing to sacrifice for you". Sometimes, it's a grand effort that you put worth for the sake of somebody else, putting yourself on the line, and then saying, "look, I must have been ( Read more... )

Help.

I can't stop watching Jake & Amir.

It's probably not even that funny.

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And yet maybe it is.

Like some sort of weird geniusness.

I need to stop checking out shit I come upon on fandomsecrets..

Ever watched a Korean TV show and thought to yourself, "This is nice ..but it needs more taboo romance ( Read more... )

It's like any other romantic story, really ( Read more... )

Okay, HP fandom. We had some good times. I loved you, I had fun with you, we joked, we angsted, we pretended to have read canon more than we actually had. We had some wild fic times, you and I. Then we drifted apart. That was okay. I could look at you across Livejournal and smile, and you'd smile back. It was okay. We still connected. I still await ( Read more... )

Disclaimer: I was going to filter & flock this but then I thought, fuck it. Those of you scared out of your wits of Indian cinema will know to avoid this. Those not smart enough to do that - your bad. May offend religious sensitivities. Will freak out 95% of Earth's population. MUCH media of various forms (pictures, video) behind cut.

The Sakshay ( Read more... )

Main Khiladi Tu Anari is not a great movie. Bloody hilarious? Yes. The gayest film ever? Yes. So so very 90's? Yes.

This is going to be spoilerous as hell but I dare you not to click. Edit: Now unlocked for bonus fun time for all.

Warning: Mullets and chest hair may cause sudden loss of appetite.

( i am player, you are clumsy! )

"For ages Indian youth has been repressing his sexual desires and that's why the crime rates are so high. In Scandinavia, the crime rate is zero per cent because they are free and liberated."

- Uday Chopra, actor, social theorist & idiot

Gacked from someone's BollyWHAT? signature. Effin' priceless.