My present for apeygirl who wanted some smutty, Chlarkex crackfic.

Title: Lex’s E-mails to his Personal Assistant Over a Three Day Period
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Crack!porn
Pairing: Clex, Chlex and Chlark, also some Lexina
Warnings: Graphic language, drug use, verbal abuse towards a personal assistant
Author’s note: A sequel to Clark’s Thoughts During his ( Read more... )

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Getting ready for the #CoreFourRewatch of Craving tonight night (9PM EST and then again at 8PM PST) I was looking at some screencaps on Screencap Paradise and Dynamic Duo. It’s been years since I’ve seen this episode and what I didn’t remember was how many adorably cute moments it has. Here are my favorites.

( Clark, Lex, Lana, Chloe and Martha - they're all so gosh darn CUTE!!!! )

This is not a new fic, but I wanted to post it because...

1.)  I needed to show off the awesome icon polytikal  made for me
and
2.) I'm going to post the fic I wrote for the secret_chlark  pollyanna, but it's sort of a sequel to this one and I think you'll understand it better if you read this first.

The Incorruptible
By: Firebunny
Pairing:  Chlex, but not romantic Chlex and ( Read more... )

Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
Part Five
Part Six

Part Seven
Saunders Gorge continued

( Chloe could turn into some kind of wanton, horny freak in heat. She might tear off all her clothes, sprawl across the hood of the car, spread her legs and beg him to-- )

Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
Part Five

Part Six
The Luthor Mansion

( Lois has to find something that will relieve her tension and let her mind go blank. She has the perfect distraction. She’s going to go back to the quiet solitude of her apartment, take off her pants and… )

Part One
Part Two
Part Three

Part Four
The Daily Planet continued

( “That’s not the weird part,” Clark says. “Every third car is bouncing up and down and the windows are all foggy. )

Part One

Part Two
Luthor Mansion continued

( The way he’s staring at her, how he doesn’t blink, it’s… Well, before today Martha would have said it was unsettling, but right now she finds it… sexy. )

Posting one of my old fics in case anyone hasn't read it.

Title:  Something in the Air

Author:  Firebunny

Pairing:  This is an All-Skate (but it’s secretly Chlark)

Genre:  Crack!Porn
Rating:  NC-17
Warnings:  Graphic sex, potty mouth
Timeline:  Set during Season 7, but doesn’t really line up to anything that actually happened.

Word Count (for the entire ( Read more... )

Chapter One, Chapter Two, Chapter Three, Chapter Four, Chapter Five
Chapter Six, Chapter Seven, Chapter Eight, Chapter Nine, Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven, Chapter Twelve, Chapter Thirteen

Chapter Fourteen
( What should they do? Lex has Clark alone. This is something he’s dreamed about for years )