Michael Rosenbaum's recent statement "You think I’m pretty? I’m not very pretty. Tom’s pretty" reminded me of a of this scene from Smallville.

( Screencaps behind cut )

My present for apeygirl who wanted some smutty, Chlarkex crackfic.

Title: Lex’s E-mails to his Personal Assistant Over a Three Day Period
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Crack!porn
Pairing: Clex, Chlex and Chlark, also some Lexina
Warnings: Graphic language, drug use, verbal abuse towards a personal assistant
Author’s note: A sequel to Clark’s Thoughts During his ( Read more... )

Starting today I'll be giving out birthday presents, one a day for the next nine days, to people who signed up for them.  My present today is for monicaop  who wanted some Crack Fic.

Title: Too Much of a Good Thing
Genre: Crack!porn (but light on the porn)
Pairing: Clark and Chloe
Rating: R
Warnings: Naughty words. Adult situations
Timeline: Season 9, but only ( Read more... )