Present for apeygirl

[firebunny]

My present for apeygirl who wanted some smutty, Chlarkex crackfic.

Title: Lex’s E-mails to his Personal Assistant Over a Three Day Period
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Crack!porn
Pairing: Clex, Chlex and Chlark, also some Lexina
Warnings: Graphic language, drug use, verbal abuse towards a personal assistant
Author’s note: A sequel to Clark’s Thoughts During his

Comments

[jlvsclrk]

Oh my, you've really outdone yourself! Practically every word here made me laugh - harder and harder as the story went on. I just loved Clex's devious plan and the bit about Portugal being the capital of Brazil and the auto sigs and... Fabulous!

[firebunny]

Thank you. I wanted to do more with the auto sigs, but never quite got around to that.

[black_panda_ops]

Oh man this is absolutely hilarious. All the way through!

[firebunny]

Thank you. You have a sophisticated sense of humor, the kind of sophistication I aim for.

[msedopportunity]

*head in hand. chest shaking with laughter* oh my.

[firebunny]

Thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[apeygirl]

BEST PRESENT EVER!!!!!

I giggled like a lunatic. Space scorpion!!!! And poor Gina. She needs a raise.

You not only gave me Chlarkex crack, but the sequel I requested on the first fic. My cup runneth over.

[firebunny]

Yay! I'm so happy you like your present.

Theoretically, there's a third installment, 'Chloe Pulitzer Prize Winning Article on Women with Multiple Sex Partners,' but considering it took me 6 months to write this one, I'm not sure when (if ever) the third one will appear.

[apeygirl]

I'd love to see it, but I won't be greedy. I'm just happy to see you online more, you poor internet-less thing.

[cheerful_earl]

You know, Firebunny rhymes with "Really funny." We are what our names rhyme with!

So yeah, everything about this was abso-freakin-lutely hilarious.

[firebunny]

Cheerful Earl rhymes with Vanilla Swirl. That must mean you are sweet and yummy.

Thanks for leaving a comment. I glad to hear you like the fic.