Fic: Something in the Air - Part One
Posting one of my old fics in case anyone hasn't read it.
Title: Something in the Air
Author: Firebunny
Pairing: This is an All-Skate (but it’s secretly Chlark)
Genre: Crack!Porn
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Graphic sex, potty mouth
Timeline: Set during Season 7, but doesn’t really line up to anything that actually happened.
Word Count (for the entire fic): 9,780
Part One
The Luthor Mansion
“Mr. Luthor,” the man stutters over the phone. “There’s been an accident at the plant.”
“What kind of accident, Hilbert?” Lex snarls. He’s so tired of his employees’ incompetence.
“It’s Project 3/27A.”
“The non-lethal weapon we’ve been developing for the military?”
“Yes, that’s the one,” Hilbert stammers. “A large amount of gas was released into the atmosphere. A cloud of vapor is spreading over Smallville as we speak. For the next 24 hours the residents will be feeling its effects.”
Lex walks over to the window to make sure it’s shut securely.
“Hilbert,” he growls. “Are you too much of a coward to tell me this face to face? You had to call me over the phone to deliver the news.”
“Well,” Hilbert gulps. “I would have come to see you, but at a time like this, I really wanted to be with my wife.”
“3/27A is non-lethal,” Lex says. “Why do you have to be with your wife?”
“If you remember,” Hilbert says, “the military contracted us to develop a powerful aphrodisiac that when used on enemy combatants would make them so aroused they wouldn’t be able to fight. They’d be compelled to drop their weapons and copulate with whoever or whatever was within reach.”
“Oh, that Project 3/27A.”
“Yeah,” Hilbert says. “No offense or anything, but I didn’t really want to be with you when it hits.”
“I appreciate that,” Lex says. “Anything we can do to stop the spread of the gas?”
“Not really,” Hilbert says. “I mean, the gas has been released. It’s not like we can suck it back.” The phone is quiet for a moment. “Hmmm…. suck.”
“What is it, Hilbert?” Lex asks. “Do you have a plan? Can we save the people of Smallville?”
“Oh, sorry,” Hilbert says. “I was just thinking about sucking and licking and sucking… and… I really need to go.” The phone line goes dead.
So, it has begun.
Once again Lex Luthor is wreaking havoc on Smallville. One by one the citizens will fall and succumb to his power. Wives will cheat on husbands. Enemies will turn into lovers. Best friends will fuck their brains out. There will be rutting in the streets. Chaos will rule!
Just thinking about it is making him hard. Either that or the gas has seeped into the mansion.
Without intending to, Lex’s hand starts to rub against the front of his pants. Oh, yeah, that’s the ticket.
Why did he let his servants go for the weekend? He really wishes there was someone here to… serve him. As it is he’s going to have to serve himself. Damn it. For the next 24 hours he’ll be masturbating like a monkey in the zoo. His arms will get tired.
Maybe he could call someone and invite them over. That’s not a bad idea. Who?
Lana?
No. He’s already ridden that timid pony. He wants a bucking bronco.
Lois?
Only if she sucks him off the whole time and he doesn’t have to listen to her talk.
Then a bolt on inspiration hits him.
Chloe.
From his constant surveillance he already knows she’s a minx in the sack. Plus she has the perfect breasts. He’d give anything to titty fuck her.
With some difficulty he walks over to his desk and pulls up the GPS tracking program on his computer. It’s not easy. He’s only got one free hand. The other hand is pretending to be Chloe.
The computer beeps, letting him know the tracking program has located her.
Shit. She’s in Metropolis at the Daily Planet. Maybe she’d agree to have phone sex with him. It’s worth a shot.
He starts rubbing up against the desk as he dials the phone. Oh man, that feels good.
“Chloe Sullivan,” he hears a chirpy voice say.
“Uhh… oh… yeah,” he grunts.
“Who is this?”
“What are you wearing?” he asks.
“Lex, is that you?”
“I need you, baby,” he whispers. “Tell me you’re hot and wet and ready for me.”
“Hello?” another voice, a woman’s voice, calls from down the hall. “Is anyone here?”
Then she steps into the study, an angel of beauty and compassion.
Lex’s heart jumps in his chest. She’s his secret love, the woman he thought would be forever forbidden to him.
“I’m sorry I let myself in,” she says. “But there are some issues we should discuss.”
Lex quickly hangs up the phone.
“That’s quite alright,” he says, trying to pretend like he doesn’t have the biggest hard-on this side of the Mississippi. “Please, have a seat, Senator Kent.”
(tbc)
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
Part Five
Part Six
Part Seven
Part Eight