Good Morning, Festering Guests~

The intercom wails, then falls silent in time to hear a swift pattering of small feet, the scraping of a chair or table, and high-pitched giggles in the background.  Somebody taps the microphone before the voice of a young girl comes on.

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It's been a long time, hasn't it?  Way too long.

I'm soooo bored.  Nobody's ( Read more... )

Good Afternoon, Clueless Victims Dear Guests!

As the intercom turns on, you hear a clatter of items, as though they were being pushed off the table with a single sweep of someone’s hand. An angry female voice can be heard before being interrupted by a likewise angry, but defeated male voice. A door is heard opening and then slamming shut, and ( Read more... )

Good Evening, Slobs Esteemed Guests!

The intercom crackles as it turns on, shortly followed by the squeak of rusty door hinges and the click of approaching high heels. Once the clicking stops, someone flips through a stack of paper and taps the microphone; after a few short seconds, a cheerful female voice comes on.

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Well, well, well~ A lot of ( Read more... )

Good Afternoon, Lovesick Pests Dear Guests!

The intercom turns on, and for a moment, there's earsplitting feedback.  After a few seconds of incoherent grumbling in the background, everthing falls silent.  When the intercom powers on again, somebody taps the microphone and clears their throat before an obviously computer generated voice comes on.

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Good Evening, Jackasses Dear Guests!

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Good evening, my dear, dear guests! ♥ I do hope you enjoyed our anual festival; I know I did~

Unfortunately, it seems that we had a few trouble makers who broke a few rules during said festival, and abused of my generous gift to you during the last few weeks, and thus... Everyone paid because of ( Read more... )

Good Afternoon, Practice Targets Dear Guests!

As soon as the intercom turn on, you can hear a conversation in the background; the gender of the ones involved is hard (if not outright impossible do define), but it's still there. A female voice mutters something while tapping the microphone, and the conversation stops just as the announcement begins ( Read more... )

Good Morning, Captives Dear Guests!

You can briefly hear somebody typing on a keyboard as the intercom turns on. There is the sound of papers shuffling in the background, before somebody taps the microphone, clears their throat, and then a young, male voice comes on.

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...Aha. This is going to be awkward.

The... Host apologizes for the ( Read more... )

At exactly 7:43PM, something very... Strange, will occur. If your character's laptop is currently off, then it will start by itself. If it is on, however, it will not respond until all of the characters' laptops have finished loading. Once all the laptops have loaded, a file called "re__re__1931.txt" will open itself.

- - -Eno latfel si si htfi, ( Read more... )

Good Morning, Ignorant Mortals Dear Guests!

For once, the intercom is completely silent. There are no sounds in the background, there is nobody whispering, there is nothing; just silence. This goes on for about four minutes or so, before you hear a door open and footsteps, then there's the sound of paper hitting a hard surface and somebody taps ( Read more... )

Good Morning, Dumb-Asses Dear Guests!

The intercom is oddly quiet as it turns on, and, except for the two voices in the background (which seem to be bickering), everthing is silent. Somebody taps the microphone, and an obviously computer generated male voice comes on.

- - -Good morning, dear guests~! I hope you enjoyed the ball last night; I know ( Read more... )