Holy shit I am OLD.

Not physically (godDAMN I am still fine as fuck) but in the brainmeats. When exactly did I stop spending all my brain energy contemplating Nikki Sixx's dick size (really small as it turns out) and start figuring shit outFucking meatsuit. Fucking hormones. Fucking brains ( Read more... )

You would think it wouldn't be possible for someone to suck this hard. You know, when you factor in science and statistics and smart things ( Read more... )

Last night when I got home David was over for a visit. David, younger brother of Leanna of 2.0, who I met when she was 11 but is now regularly hosed beside me on the couch because she's 21 now and birds of a vodka loving feather ( Read more... )

Oh ehm gee I am just so fucking FEBRUARY right now. Even my stupid grapes are sour and they were supposed to be my healthy SWEET treat that I keep on my desk to stop myself from mainlining chocolate. Except they're SOUR and that's just so fucking FEBRUARY it pains me and I keep randomly yelling words at you for no particular reason that I can ( Read more... )

A Day In The Life - The Birthday Edition:


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Christ it's been a week. Fitzy started vomiting again. Curse of LJ I suppose, the minute I say all is well it all goes tits up again ( Read more... )

Bit of a clusterfuck from the get-go. The boys started ass squirting all over again with just enough vomit thrown in to make the grandparentals back out of taking them for the night since they were sick too ( Read more... )

Having some kind of Body Fluids Holidays Hangover today. Really really wanted to make more of a dent in The Mess. Didn't. Somehow I just couldn't muster the energy to care that decorations need packing away and the toys need new homes and the candy needs eating or storing or something ( Read more... )

OMG work may seriously kill me. SRSLY ( Read more... )

Are there enough people even around anymore to make lj cutting a shit ton of pix still necessary?...

Iron Man and War Hammer gettin' down


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