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Funny innit?

elixxir Sep 03, 2015 10:39

Holy shit I am OLD.

Not physically (godDAMN I am still fine as fuck) but in the brainmeats. When exactly did I stop spending all my brain energy contemplating Nikki Sixx's dick size (really small as it turns out) and start figuring shit outFucking meatsuit. Fucking hormones. Fucking brains ( Read more... )

motherhood, medicate me, fitzy, kids these days, meatsuit destiny, bunny, fratboy, shrinky dink is my zen, mother of the year, bobo the brain whisperer

Hockey, dumbassery and privacy

elixxir Jun 01, 2014 15:53

So the tournament went pretty much the worst case route for poor Twisty G. He played so badly they had to pull him and put the other goalie in who managed to shut down the other team. Which allowed us to tie up the game and then win in over time. The team was ecstatic, Twisty G was crushed ( Read more... )

motherhood, family, social whatia??, sharting for humanity, bunny, work related, mother of the year, privacy

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elixxir Apr 15, 2012 21:12

Fantastically lazy day today. Thank jeebus. Yesterday was a whirlwind of Twisty G`s last hockey game at noon, swim lessons at 2, birthday party at 4. We didn`t get home until 9 at night and that was just too much People for one day dammit ( Read more... )

old bagging, motherhood, mom, medicate me, bitter pills, bunny, hai! i'm bugfuck, how many sports can you play kid?, death sucks, work related

Twisty G turns 7. I need to lie down.

elixxir Apr 10, 2012 14:14

Dear Tristan ( Read more... )

motherhood, pictures, birthday letters, special occasions, bunny

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elixxir Apr 06, 2011 10:29

Last night when I got home David was over for a visit. David, younger brother of Leanna of 2.0, who I met when she was 11 but is now regularly hosed beside me on the couch because she's 21 now and birds of a vodka loving feather ( Read more... )

2.0, motherhood, at least i crack myself up, fitzy, bunny, fratboy, bitchez, mother of the year

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elixxir Jan 14, 2011 22:50

A Day In The Life - The Birthday Edition:

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motherhood, panic gives me dancing bananas, social whatia??, people don't always suck, dance cave, fitzy, bunny, fratboy, bitchez, pictures, day in the life

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elixxir Dec 26, 2010 22:02

Having some kind of Body Fluids Holidays Hangover today. Really really wanted to make more of a dent in The Mess. Didn't. Somehow I just couldn't muster the energy to care that decorations need packing away and the toys need new homes and the candy needs eating or storing or something ( Read more... )

motherhood, bitchez, what's a girl gotta do for a face shot?, fratboy

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elixxir Dec 23, 2010 23:47

I haven't slept since sometime last weekend. Sometime. Last weekend ( Read more... )

motherhood, panic gives me dancing bananas, why is there so much vomit in my life?, is there a tag for momo?, family, medicate me, sharting for humanity, fitzy, kids these days, bunny, sobriety tastes like dirty feet, bitchez, shrinky dink is my zen, mother of the year

I have not had nearly enough coffee for this...

elixxir Dec 17, 2010 09:57

On the walk to the bus this morning the boys were chattering about Trixie, mom's new puppy when it suddenly, finally, occurred to Twisty G that she used to have another dog.

T: Where do dogs go when they die?

M: *OH SHIT* Nobody knows for sure. Some people believe they go to heaven. Some people believe they get to be born again. Some people ( Read more... )

motherhood, death sucks, family, kids these days, bunny

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elixxir Dec 12, 2010 22:36

Weekend One On Drugs...not much different than any other weekend without drugs. No real symptoms that I can discern except for extra tired like whoa! Today when Fratboy got up around noon I actually had to go for a nap and crashed for 3 hours. I can't even benember the last time I took a nap. Wow ( Read more... )

2.0, copcicles, motherhood, medicate me