Well, according to this guy on fetlife in Practicing Polyamory.

My snark-ummary: Couple dating HBB (who is obviously not poly with her dream of soul mate) and is choosing to date, in their words, "artsy-fartsy types who go on about gluten-free cooking and their love of practicing yoga in a virgin forest at dawn", and they aren't -really- being ( Read more... )

From a local poly listserv I belong to. My translations in bold:

"We too are a happily married couple full of sacred love, devotion, compassion, joy and health. We are considering opening our heart's and bodies to a grounded, loving, uncomplicated (meaning drama deficient, without expectations and projections [please don't bring your own wants/ ( Read more... )

Dear God'dess,

Would you please send me and my husband a HBB? She needs to fit this criteria ( Read more... )

Unicorns! They do exist!

After all this time, I find out I was wrong.

*glues a horn to her head and runs off to join the party*

(note: That is a myspace link, there will be excess. Also, the pic on it is only semi-safeforwork.)

I finally got around to looking at the profile of this earnest but still really cheesy couple who've been stalking me on Okcupid and I notice...they have a *whole* website dedicated to finding that special, younger HBB who wants to have their kids and be polyfi ( Read more... )

We want you to be our HBB and your boyfriend to pay for it!

"TRADE FRIENDSHIP FOR RENT/ FEMALE WANTED

We have a spare room in our home. We are willing to trade the rent on the room for a special friendship. The candidate must be a female from the ages of 18 to 45. No pets of any kind since we have plenty ourselves. Anyone interested please forward a phone number to contact you.

You will need to take care of ( Read more... )

I remain quite flabbergasted that this hasn't yet been snarked

I'm not particularly ragging on the OP, as they at least seem to be *trying* to do the right thing, if perhaps a tad oblivious (and, credit where it's due, I do like the icon), but c'mon folks! If this ain't a Bingo a-comin', I don't know what it.

I just got HBB-baited on okcupid, with a message consisitng only of a cut and paste of the first paragraph on their profile no less, by a yicky couple, who state in their profile that "Rude people PISS me off, we read the first paragraph in profile and E-mail, We have had a few people that are total ass holes bitch us out because we didn't read ( Read more... )

She can't be bothered to tell you anything about her relationship, situation, self, or anything else that might actually give anyone a framework to hang advice on.
She can't be bothered to look at the memories posts.
She can't be bothered to spell or punctuate correctly.
She can't even be bothered to spell "polyamory" right.

I don't think I can be ( Read more... )