All this, and pregnant too??

[friend_of_tofu]

I remain quite flabbergasted that this hasn't yet been snarked

I'm not particularly ragging on the OP, as they at least seem to be *trying* to do the right thing, if perhaps a tad oblivious (and, credit where it's due, I do like the icon), but c'mon folks! If this ain't a Bingo a-comin', I don't know what it.