Practically snarks itself, but I'll do it anyway
From a local poly listserv I belong to. My translations in bold:
"We too are a happily married couple full of sacred love, devotion, compassion, joy and health. We are considering opening our heart's and bodies to a grounded, loving, uncomplicated (meaning drama deficient, without expectations and projections [please don't bring your own wants/needs into this relationship]), spiritually based, open hearted, honest, joyful, healthy Goddess.
We want to share our understanding, cognitive, emotional and physical, of deepening Sacred Sexuality [hawt seXXors] in holy communion. We are not looking for easy sex. (although that may be fun, it's not what we are interested in) We say "considering" because it really depends on the womyn [Look! We're feminists! We can't possibly be HBB hunters!].... we want peace and ease in communication and connection [we don't really want to work at this]. We are well aware of the pitfalls of poly relationships and chose not to engage in the emotional distractions or the immature reactions people have when coming from a place of fear, projection, insecurity etc. [When we do something that pisses you off or threatens your security, we will accuse you of 'projecting' from a 'place of fear' rather than owning up to our own mistakes.]
We also have such a powerfully strong spiritual, heart and physical connection that we are aware it will take a strong [codependent] womyn to share with us and not get tangled in possible emotional traps stemming from any insecurities she may have [Look! We aren't even in a relationship yet and we're blaming her for all its problems!]. We are looking for possible long term connection, and would explore short term if it felt right." [We're not just looking for easy sex. Unless you are offering easy sex. Are you?]
"We too are a happily married couple full of sacred love, devotion, compassion, joy and health. We are considering opening our heart's and bodies to a grounded, loving, uncomplicated (meaning drama deficient, without expectations and projections [please don't bring your own wants/needs into this relationship]), spiritually based, open hearted, honest, joyful, healthy Goddess.
We want to share our understanding, cognitive, emotional and physical, of deepening Sacred Sexuality [hawt seXXors] in holy communion. We are not looking for easy sex. (although that may be fun, it's not what we are interested in) We say "considering" because it really depends on the womyn [Look! We're feminists! We can't possibly be HBB hunters!].... we want peace and ease in communication and connection [we don't really want to work at this]. We are well aware of the pitfalls of poly relationships and chose not to engage in the emotional distractions or the immature reactions people have when coming from a place of fear, projection, insecurity etc. [When we do something that pisses you off or threatens your security, we will accuse you of 'projecting' from a 'place of fear' rather than owning up to our own mistakes.]
We also have such a powerfully strong spiritual, heart and physical connection that we are aware it will take a strong [codependent] womyn to share with us and not get tangled in possible emotional traps stemming from any insecurities she may have [Look! We aren't even in a relationship yet and we're blaming her for all its problems!]. We are looking for possible long term connection, and would explore short term if it felt right." [We're not just looking for easy sex. Unless you are offering easy sex. Are you?]