"Dear God'dess, it's me, Ren..."

[cuddlycthulhu]

Dear God'dess,

Would you please send me and my husband a HBB? She needs to fit this criteria:

1. Hot.
2. Bi.
3. Babe.
4. Totally willing to help us raise our kids because WITHOUT HER WE CAN'T HAVE THEM!

Finally, will you please smite my sister for her lack of understanding. I mean, I totally TOLD her we were looking for another wife; how could she not assume all of the rest of it?

Thanks!