Cracky fics about two hot guys who kill monsters, and their friend the clueless angel. Lots of other characters but I've already got enough tags.

( Pie And Other Deep Stuff )

All fics on this list are House/Wilson.

( Lots of House and Wilson Goodness! )

At the facility my mother lives in, there are three sign-in registers. One for visitors, one for residents, one for caregivers/aides/whatever. After years of signing the visitors register: me/ visiting my mother/ rm 908, I got really tired of it and started signing in:

Cthulhu / My Legions/The Abyss

Satan/ My Followers /rm 666

Dorothy Gale/ The Wizard ( Read more... )

These are from a collection of Supernatural drabbles and ficlets on AO3, 'cause it's the season!

Silent Night
Always inspect presents from the Winchester boys

Twas On A Midnight
Some childhood friends are deadlier than you think

There's a bunch of other silliness there. These are mostly from spn_bigpretzel

My latest SAM fic keeps derailing. The main thing is that the beach house I keep seeing is the one my family rents for two weeks every summer. It’s too damn vivid and is simply wrong. No, I can’t imagine them there ( Read more... )

Fandom: Swiss Army Man ( Read more... )

Characters: Bernie Sanders/Susan Sarandon, Jane Sanders/OMC
Rating: NC-17
WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR YOUR MENTAL WELLBEING!

A/N I seriously need help.
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Characters: Bernie Sanders, Susan Sarandon, Jane Sanders, OMC
Rating: R for undressing
Summary: Bernie texts Susan; Jane goes to Bob's hotel room
A/N: You think I don't know how fucked up this is?

( JON SNOW IS ALIVE! )

Characters: Bernie Sanders, Jane Sanders, OMC
Rating: PG-13
In which Jane meets a mysterious stranger.  Bernie texts his most...ardent supporter.

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This is a fanfic about presidential candidate Bernie Sanders and his wife Jane, one fateful night at their hotel. Chapters range from PG-13 to NC-17 because I am basically a seriously sick fuck ( Read more... )