Fandom: Swiss Army Man
Genre: Fluff, smut
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1852
Summary:

Late one night, Manny asks Hank to teach him how to masturbate. Despite the issues this brings up for Hank, he helps out his friend. When it's Hank's turn, he has a problem until Manny sings to him, "so you won't overthink things".


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Fandom: Swiss Army Man
Title: Sex Lessons From Sarah, Part Three
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Manny, Hank
Word Count: 1,500
Genres:  Smut, Hurt/Comfort, Schmoop
Summary: In the aftermath of their quarrel about Sarah, Hank figures out a way to take Manny's mind off of it.

The next part of the After Verse

Dancing And Singing And Farting
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Robert Sean Leonard will be playing King Arthur in a revival of 'Camelot', at the Westport Playhouse in Westport, Connecticut, starting next month!  flywoman is coming to stay with us and see the big show ( Read more... )

He wanted more "quality time" with his beloved...aaww...so sweet.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/27/andrew-sullivan-pope-is-gay_n_2776603.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

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Written for karaokegal 's "Come As You're Not" Costume Party!

Fandom: Dragnet 1967
Genre: pwp
Rating: NC-17
Word count:  588
Pairing: Sgt. Joe Friday/Officer Bill Gannon
Disclaimer: I'm ashamed of myself for writing this.
A/N: Most of you won't even know the show, but wth.


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This is so unbelievably ludicrous...the worst collection of porn you will ever read in your life.  And the funniest, too.

This is from jupirock 's LJ.

His/her intro:

The story: A friend of mine recently moved into a new house, and I was helping her scope out the basement. We happened to look in a cabinet underneath the sink. There we found a box containing ( Read more... )

Here's the review that's on my blog.  Sorry it's so slapdash, but I actually didn't want to write it.

( Pardon me while I scream... )

There is a Porn/Slash fest at greglovesjimmy with some of the funniest prompts I've ever seen.  So come on down, porn writers, and help yourself!

Grab a prompt here!  And fire up the keyboard!