This morning, CSPAN-2 is showing a Save America rally for Trump supporters. Before the speakers took the podium, the camera panned over the crowd and playing the following music ( Read more... )

Characters: Bernie Sanders, Susan Sarandon, Jane Sanders, OMC
Rating: R for undressing
Summary: Bernie texts Susan; Jane goes to Bob's hotel room
A/N: You think I don't know how fucked up this is?

( JON SNOW IS ALIVE! )

I just spent 90 minutes on Twitter writing an NC-17 fanfic about Bernie Sanders, Jane Sanders, and Susan Sarandon in 140 character tweets.

I am so ashamed of myself.

Especially for the part where Susan jerks off Bernie while he's in a bath of epsom salts.

I need help.

Dicking around on LJ I discovered an entry titled "Beating A Dead Horse," about a convention called Rainfurrest, for "furries".  I'm sure some folks reading this are furries, but damn, it's weird.  Apparently there's a dirty diaper fetish that got out of hand ( Read more... )

For this, I blame write_light!  If I hadn't read his piece, I wouldn't put my story in Gizoogle.com.  SO Rated F for language!

( I ain't talkin' bout no chicken and gravy, biiatch )

From the Daily Mail, UK

Discovering the secret of a happy marriage is something many couples yearn to find but would you be willing to sniff your partner's body odour or fire a gun next to them to establish if they're Mr Right?

These are some of the bizarre methods recommended by a science magazine from the 1920s on how to test a couple's ( Read more... )

This is for deelaundry
Genre: smut
Word count: 512
Rating: NC-17

( The Devil's Gonna Wear My Red Shoes )

( I can't even...this photo is...see for yourself )

As some of you might know, I write a blog as an alter-ego, the Mad Fashionista.  She is extremely refined, doesn't swear, etc.  So, in order to tweet during "Unwritten," I came on as her assistant, Leo.  Since I didn't write a proper review anywhere, here are Leo's live tweets during the show.

( This is one annoyed dude... )

As I plow through THE STORY THAT WILL NOT DIE, I'd like to give my brain some downtime and write some goofy H/W short fics. Also because the fandom seems to be a tad slow and depressed and I want to have some fun.  The ideas themselves don't have to be outrageously goofy, I'll work with anything you give me.  But no characte death.  No way to make ( Read more... )