One step closer to almost certain doom.

Two steps closer to almost certain doom.

Three steps closer to almost certain doom.

Remus could feel each and every eye in the Great Hall fixed upon him, which was exactly why he’d tried to avoid the moment by prolonging his meal in the hopes that the Hall would empty out before he had to face ( Read more... )

Sirius prowled slowly around the dormitory, eyes darting warily around the room.

He peeked into the bathroom. Suspiciously, he checked the shower stalls before backing out of the small room. He glanced at the drawn aside curtains on each of the four-poster beds; he lowered himself to the floor to look under the beds; he squinted into the ( Read more... )

Delicious Irony (And Other Acquired Tastes)

Authoress: chelime
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Anything you recognize isn't mine.
Summary: A misunderstanding leads Remus and Sirius into playing a brilliant joke on the entire population of Hogwarts. Really, that’s all this is. A joke. And Remus is okay with that. Maybe. RLSB SLASH.

( “I did what I thought I had to do.” )

“Bloody stupid James Potter,” Sirius muttered, kicking a pebble. Sirius had fled to the grounds after his confrontation with James, knowing that if he went back to the dormitory, they’d just fight again. Or maybe he’d run into Remus, and he couldn’t stand to see Remus run in the other direction. Not now.

“He’s my friend,” Sirius harshly told a ( Read more... )

He had never felt so utterly blissful in his entire life. A small part of him wondered if perhaps he had died and gone to heaven, but he thought that part was being rather pessimistic about the whole thing.

After all, being dead would mean that James hadn’t just spent the past three quarters of an hour snogging Lily Evans.

James had ( Read more... )

Good grief, I completely forgot that I hadn't yet posted chapter 15 on here. :O

I'm so sorry about keeping you all waiting! With classes and work taking up so much of my time, it completely slipped my mind. I don't even know why I suddenly thought of it today, but I suddenly had a nagging feeling that I hadn't posted it and came scurrying over to ( Read more... )

I think this is one of the fastest updates of Delicious Irony I've made. O_O

So a BIG AND IMPORTANT thing happens in this chapter, or at least I consider it BIG AND IMPORTANT. Ha ha ha. It's not the BIG AND IMPORTANT thing you probably all want or are expecting though. Sorry. Also, some wee dashes of smuttiness, though again, probably not what you ( Read more... )

Whoa, I wrote Torchwood fic, omgwtf.

I only recently started watching it and immediately fell in love with the Gwen/Owen pairing - I was SO happy when they got together. In that weird Gwen&Owen way. I was really depressed about the end of the Gwen/Owen fling, so, er, I wrote this. O_O

togethercoloured instant

Authoress: chelíme

Rating: R/M

Disclaimer: I ( Read more... )

Wooo I'm finally getting around to posting this! Hahaha. Sorry it took me so long, but better late than never, right?

I'm going to try to get the next few chapters out as quickly as possible (there shouldn't be too many more, assuming I manage to keep myself on track) because I'm starting to grow bored with this fic. I have a lot of other fic ideas ( Read more... )

Delicious Irony (And Other Acquired Tastes)

Authoress: chelime
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Anything you recognize isn't mine.
Summary: A misunderstanding leads Remus and Sirius into playing a brilliant joke on the entire population of Hogwarts. Really, that’s all this is. A joke. And Remus is okay with that. Maybe. RLSB SLASH.

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Peter couldn’t help ( Read more... )