a shouta's guide to dramatic entrances

[overlordcomplex]

[ 1. Entrance must be announced by either ominous background music or hysterical screaming. in this case, hysterical screaming of "I said that's not how we say hello in Japan!" punctuated by a loud BANG!

2. For the actual entrance don't just walk. Consider sauntering, moseying, being lowered from the sky on a swing in a diamond-studded leotard.

Comments

[extremefisting]

[out jogging]

Whoa! Good [insert time of day]!!

[overlordcomplex]

[ shounen insta-recovery! is now perched precariously atop the shotgun trying to get eye-level of you and failing. Have the uncomfortable feeling of having eyes boring into your collarbone! ]

Yo. Your leader. Do you have one?

[extremefisting]

Ah-leader? Well, Tsuna is kinda the boss of the Vongola if that's what you're looking for.

[overlordcomplex]

Is he the sadistic bastard who runs this place? Not that there's anything wrong with being sadistic or a bastard.

[very_bad_end]

...Leader?

[overlordcomplex]

Person who leads. Usually a person who leads through fear, corruption and bribery. Synonyms include dictator, tyrant, dark lord if that's what gets them going.

Or to be specific whoever owns this place.

[very_bad_end]

That would be the Director.

So sorry, she doesn't make public appearances, it seems.

[overlordcomplex]

Does she make private appearances? Don't worry, I won't scream if you say she comes at night in our sleep.

[putyourheartin]

[...helping you up?]

Are you okay? That's impossible.

[overlordcomplex]

[ is always v. cooperative with girls! ]

I'll live. My dignity though, already flatlining. Thank you for the help, miss. Uh what is?

[putyourheartin]

Shimazu Yoshino. What's your name?

[overlordcomplex]

Pretty like your name! It's nice to meet you, Shimazu Yoshino. I'm Mutsu Kokonose, new arrival to. Whatever this place is.

[dancemecanique]

Nice landing.

[overlordcomplex]

You saw nothing.

[dancemecanique]

'Nothing' was pretty funny. You wanna see the Director, huh?

[overlordcomplex]

If by 'see' you mean 'plug full of bullets'.

But I was told she doesn't appear in public. How can you respect someone who won't even torture her victims in person?

[sillyrabitricks]

...sotiny.

[overlordcomplex]

What're you looking at, Patches? Take a picture. It'll last longer.

[sillyrabitricks]

LIKE A BABY HATE MACHINE

[overlordcomplex]

Baby hate machine has add-ons.

[ shotgun leveled at you but because of sotiny it is only aimed at your thigh. but we've secretly replaced the shotgun bullets with no bullets. we'll see if shouta notices! ]