a shouta's guide to dramatic entrances

[overlordcomplex]

[ 1. Entrance must be announced by either ominous background music or hysterical screaming. in this case, hysterical screaming of "I said that's not how we say hello in Japan!" punctuated by a loud BANG!

2. For the actual entrance don't just walk. Consider sauntering, moseying, being lowered from the sky on a swing in a diamond-studded leotard.

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[extremefisting]

[out jogging]

Whoa! Good [insert time of day]!!

[overlordcomplex]

[ shounen insta-recovery! is now perched precariously atop the shotgun trying to get eye-level of you and failing. Have the uncomfortable feeling of having eyes boring into your collarbone! ]

Yo. Your leader. Do you have one?

[extremefisting]

Ah-leader? Well, Tsuna is kinda the boss of the Vongola if that's what you're looking for.

[overlordcomplex]

Is he the sadistic bastard who runs this place? Not that there's anything wrong with being sadistic or a bastard.

[extremefisting]

Oh, you mean this camp? No, no. The camp is runned by...

[scratch head and sheepish laugh]

Haha! I'm not really sure!! I'm new here!

[overlordcomplex]

I can tell by your scary enthusiasm. Or are you always like this? And what's this Vongola you mentioned?

I guess you could say I'm new here too. Though I haven't quite figured out what 'here' actually is.

[extremefisting]

Ah well it's an EXTREME morning to be out training! Ah, Vongola is just the name of a little group I'm a part of-nothing important, nothing important!

It's some kind of summer camp! Well, I thought it was a training camp for boxing, but turns out it's not!

[overlordcomplex]

Uh-huhhhhhhh. I see. Hey pal, you know you said 'nothing important' twice? Bit of advice, fellow new guy freebie special. If you wanna pretend something's not important, you could not overly stress how unimportant it is so no one gets suspicious.

Except for the suspicious bastards. They'll suspect anyway.

That much is clear unless the training regimen for boxing has sunk to new and illegal lows. But thanks for the info.

[extremefisting]

Hey, that sounds real good! I'll keep it in mind, heh!

I've only been here for a few days now but I do know there's EXTREME free food!

[overlordcomplex]

There's more where that came from but that fellow new sucker special is only good for one (1) cynical advice per person. Unless you have a split personality.

Free food? Well for every cloud there's a - is it any good? I have to know first before I can actually say it's a silver lining. So for now it's tin. A tin lining.

[extremefisting]

Ah, I don't, haha!

I think it's pretty good! But people say funny things about Tuesday's soup, don't know why!

[overlordcomplex]

You sure you don't have any blackouts after which no one comes up to you why you suddenly became shy and fearful of dogs and small children?

A terrible person would suggest you try it yourself. So. Next Tuesday good for you?

[extremefisting]

You really like kiddin' around!

Hahaha, no I'll stick to the normal dishes! You're free to take your chances though!

[overlordcomplex]

I do. It only makes it more fun and surprising when I'm suddenly not. Well fun for me.

You display a sudden instinct for self-preservation. Somewhat impressed. I'll pass too. I'm sure there are plenty of empty-headed adventurously spirited people around willing to give it a try!