a shouta's guide to dramatic entrances
[ 1. Entrance must be announced by either ominous background music or hysterical screaming. in this case, hysterical screaming of "I said that's not how we say hello in Japan!" punctuated by a loud BANG!
2. For the actual entrance don't just walk. Consider sauntering, moseying, being lowered from the sky on a swing in a diamond-studded leotard. Being launched backwards into the camp area from the force of a shotgun recoiling can work just as well.
3. Land smoothly with cape/cloak/trenchcoat flapping dramatically in the background. If not in possession of a coat, long hair will have similar aesthetic appeal. If you have neither, skip this part and consider extensions for next time.
3.5 Do not skid to a stop and then fall over onto your back like our test shouta just did. ]
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[ 3.6 Just pretend it never happened. ]
A-hem. You over there. Take me to your leader.
(( ooc: intropost. no need to be gentle; i will cry cute uke tears for you. Because of my AWESOMEAWESOME timing, feel free to rape anytime.
eta: my connection is all erratic and screwy so will go for now. will pick up threads old and new so just drop by, say hi and laugh ))
2. For the actual entrance don't just walk. Consider sauntering, moseying, being lowered from the sky on a swing in a diamond-studded leotard. Being launched backwards into the camp area from the force of a shotgun recoiling can work just as well.
3. Land smoothly with cape/cloak/trenchcoat flapping dramatically in the background. If not in possession of a coat, long hair will have similar aesthetic appeal. If you have neither, skip this part and consider extensions for next time.
3.5 Do not skid to a stop and then fall over onto your back like our test shouta just did. ]
...
[ 3.6 Just pretend it never happened. ]
A-hem. You over there. Take me to your leader.
(( ooc: intropost. no need to be gentle; i will cry cute uke tears for you. Because of my AWESOMEAWESOME timing, feel free to rape anytime.
eta: my connection is all erratic and screwy so will go for now. will pick up threads old and new so just drop by, say hi and laugh ))