a shouta's guide to dramatic entrances

[overlordcomplex]

[ 1. Entrance must be announced by either ominous background music or hysterical screaming. in this case, hysterical screaming of "I said that's not how we say hello in Japan!" punctuated by a loud BANG!

2. For the actual entrance don't just walk. Consider sauntering, moseying, being lowered from the sky on a swing in a diamond-studded leotard.

Comments

[dancemecanique]

Nice landing.

[overlordcomplex]

You saw nothing.

[dancemecanique]

'Nothing' was pretty funny. You wanna see the Director, huh?

[overlordcomplex]

If by 'see' you mean 'plug full of bullets'.

But I was told she doesn't appear in public. How can you respect someone who won't even torture her victims in person?

[dancemecanique]

Well, her methods of torture are really creative, so that kinda makes up for it.

[overlordcomplex]

Meh, it's just my philosophy to be more hands-on when bullying. But it's all good as long as I can watch and laugh.

What kind of methods does she have? The monsters here are more embarrassing than scary. At least the ones I've seen.

[dancemecanique]

She's got lots of methods~ like de-aging and genderswitching. Oh, and the fact that people turn into animals when they try to have sex. That one's pretty hilarious.

[overlordcomplex]

...that is creative. Must freak people out. And so people can't have sex? Considering that most people I've seen wandering around here are hormone-ridden teenagers...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Why have they not put themselves out of their misery yet? You'd think you'd see more broken people!

[dancemecanique]

You can't die here! So it's not like they can~

[overlordcomplex]

So they're trapped and they can't even die?!

...I may have just found someone I can truly respect.

Is there any sad little sap suffering any of that crap you mentioned earlier?

[dancemecanique]

Mikage was, but I think he got better. But he was pretty happy, so I don't think he'd count.

[overlordcomplex]

He was happy? Well it takes all sorts. I don't know him so I won't judge...

NOT. What a freak.

Feh, I guess I should just go hunt them down on my own.

[dancemecanique]

He's a good kind of freak, though.

Just wait a week and I guarantee you'll encounter somebody complaining about one of the viruses.

[overlordcomplex]

If he's useful, he's the good kind. If he's just one of those terminally happy cases...

But can't we make someone suffer now? Why put off til tomorrow what you can do today?!

[dancemecanique]

He's one of the happy ones. But still very entertaining.

Good point! Now to find someone suffering from something...

[overlordcomplex]

Well the annoyingly happy ones do have their good points. They bounce back quickly so it's like a never-ending cycle of torture and fun.

Well I've picked a target. There's this weird guy with an eyepatch staring at me and saying 'sotiny'. It unnerves me that he can smoosh those together to form one word. I couldn't kill him so I'll have to find other ways to hurt him. Suggestions?