a shouta's guide to dramatic entrances

[overlordcomplex]

[ 1. Entrance must be announced by either ominous background music or hysterical screaming. in this case, hysterical screaming of "I said that's not how we say hello in Japan!" punctuated by a loud BANG!

2. For the actual entrance don't just walk. Consider sauntering, moseying, being lowered from the sky on a swing in a diamond-studded leotard.

Comments

[very_bad_end]

...Leader?

[overlordcomplex]

Person who leads. Usually a person who leads through fear, corruption and bribery. Synonyms include dictator, tyrant, dark lord if that's what gets them going.

Or to be specific whoever owns this place.

[very_bad_end]

That would be the Director.

So sorry, she doesn't make public appearances, it seems.

[overlordcomplex]

Does she make private appearances? Don't worry, I won't scream if you say she comes at night in our sleep.

[very_bad_end]

I wonder if that's true...? I'm afraid I have no way of knowing, one way or the other.

What would you intend to do once you met her, boy?

[overlordcomplex]

You... don't sleep?

Make polite conversation! You know, a very well-mannered "Hello. It's a pleasure. What's the big idea, you stupid hag? What deal did you strike with that pink-haired bastard to get me here? Let me out or I'll find whatever you hold dear and dangle it over that lake full of wrong. What lovely Showa Era decor you have." That kinda thing.

[very_bad_end]

I never said that. I was referring to her making private appearances.

Well, aren't you a polite young man? Your name...?

[overlordcomplex]

I apologize for the misunderstanding then. So you do sleep? Sorry to ask again but I'm persistent and suspicious when it comes to questions not being answered definitively.

My mother raised me well as befitting a clan heir. She had progressive ideas on childcare and corporal punishment!

I'm Mutsu Kokonose. And you?

[very_bad_end]

All humans sleep, don't they?

Takano Miyo.

[overlordcomplex]

The logical follow-up to that would be: but are you human? Is that asking too much though, like asking your age? It's just that with some naturally beautiful people, it's hard to tell. Age and other things.

A pleasure, Ms. Takano Miyo.

[very_bad_end]

I am human, thank you very much.

[overlordcomplex]

You must get those "did it hurt when you fell from heaven" pick-up lines a lot then.

[ remembers scary face of rape ]

...or maybe not.