a shouta's guide to dramatic entrances

[overlordcomplex]

[ 1. Entrance must be announced by either ominous background music or hysterical screaming. in this case, hysterical screaming of "I said that's not how we say hello in Japan!" punctuated by a loud BANG!

2. For the actual entrance don't just walk. Consider sauntering, moseying, being lowered from the sky on a swing in a diamond-studded leotard.

Comments

[putyourheartin]

[...helping you up?]

Are you okay? That's impossible.

[overlordcomplex]

[ is always v. cooperative with girls! ]

I'll live. My dignity though, already flatlining. Thank you for the help, miss. Uh what is?

[putyourheartin]

Shimazu Yoshino. What's your name?

[overlordcomplex]

Pretty like your name! It's nice to meet you, Shimazu Yoshino. I'm Mutsu Kokonose, new arrival to. Whatever this place is.

[putyourheartin]

--Ah, where did you learn your manners from, Kokonose-chan?

[overlordcomplex]

My mother who taught me to always be respectful to a lady's feelings or else face consequences of the sharp and pointy variety! So how may I address you?

[putyourheartin]

Your mother did a good job! You can call me "Yoshino-san," it's fine.

[overlordcomplex]

She always does. [ face t-twitching. mother is scary, do not trust anyone who laughs 'ufufufu' ] I'm honored, Yoshino-san. So may I ask what brought you here? I'm not one of those idiots who'll assume you can't handle yourself just 'cause you're a pretty girl but this doesn't seem like a good place for you at all.

[putyourheartin]

Wow, Kokonose-san really is a proper boy! Hahaha, I wanted to go to sleepaway camp, but this place really is different than advertised... Did you want to come here, or did you suddenly appear here?

[overlordcomplex]

[ debating how much information to share with innocent obviously uninvolved in canons of violent crack girl ] Well kind of like you I was tricked into coming here. I thought I was going for a special examination but it turns out I was brought to a different location entirely. The gorilla in the black corset was an immediate tip-off.

[putyourheartin]

I...see. What kind of special examination? Were you going to test into junior high school early?

[overlordcomplex]

Well it's a special examination to stay in a unique school. To fight. Things.

[putyourheartin]

It couldn't be that you're enrolled in a military school?

[overlordcomplex]

Something like that. Very close to it. Only it was specifically established to fight demons.

[putyourheartin]

Ah, you come from a different world!

[overlordcomplex]

A diff...? Oh yeah, the gorillas told me about this.

[ since you're taking it in stride... relatively... ]

Well see in my world, we've got this famous story. It's about this Momotarou, born from a peach and grew up to exterminate demons on this island [ dismissive handwave ] Most people just think it's a story but that it's not. The demons, Momotarou and all of that is real and there are still battles going on for the island.