I vented to a good friend tonight after a moment of realization, yielding the following conclusion ( Read more... )

This is a pure venting post. In fact, if I had any idea of how to make it for my eyes only, I just might have considered doing that. But I'm too angry right now to bother trying to figure that shit out ( Read more... )

This is going to be sort of a...rant. Fair warning, yes ( Read more... )

Dear Inconsiderate Upstairs Neighbors ( Read more... )

Seriously, I really am starting to believe that I'm a 40 year old woman trapped in the body of a 22 year old ( Read more... )

...when I was walking out of my apartment building to my car yesterday, I had to cross 3rd street (at Prospect Park West). As I crossed the street, I slid a bit, so I looked down to see what I had stepped on. As I turned, I felt a crunch under my foot--then I saw it: A DEAD, RUN-OVER RAT ( Read more... )

I am so angry right now, it's unreal ( Read more... )

I LOST MY FUCKING KEYS. WHAT THE FUCK I HAVE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE *EVERRRR* WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK I AM SO PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW ( Read more... )

THIS RANT IS GOING TO REQUIRE CAPSLOCK -- BEWARE, AT SOME POINT IN THIS RANT CAPSLOCK WILL BE USED IN ORDER TO ACCENTUATE THE FUCKTHIS!ANGER ( Read more... )

How much would it cost to buy back my soul?

Should you write the contract, or should I?

I'd sign this (DISCLAIMER: UNOFFICIAL) letter by writing "All the Love in my Heart," but I can't do that without a soul, so...

All the Void in my Chest,

Laura