Die, motherfucker, die.
Dear Inconsiderate Upstairs Neighbors,
Thank you so much for waking me up at one o'clock in the morning with your fast, awkward, and likely horrible, sex. I thought it couldn't get any better than that until I was woken up, again, at seven o'clock in the morning to the glorious sound of your child clunking across the entire apartment, jumping up and down, and stamping her feet--which she did for about thirty minutes. It was wonderful to be woken up first by the sex, and then by the child--it was like experiencing the circle of life FIRST HAND! And you know how I'm going to COMPLETE my experience of the circle of life? BY MURDERING YOU BOTH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!! BWAH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Sincerely,
Your Sleepy, Irritable, Downstairs Neighbor
DISCLAIMER: This is wholly sarcastic, I do not plan on murdering my upstairs neighbors--even if their demise would bring me significant joy.
Thank you so much for waking me up at one o'clock in the morning with your fast, awkward, and likely horrible, sex. I thought it couldn't get any better than that until I was woken up, again, at seven o'clock in the morning to the glorious sound of your child clunking across the entire apartment, jumping up and down, and stamping her feet--which she did for about thirty minutes. It was wonderful to be woken up first by the sex, and then by the child--it was like experiencing the circle of life FIRST HAND! And you know how I'm going to COMPLETE my experience of the circle of life? BY MURDERING YOU BOTH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!! BWAH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Sincerely,
Your Sleepy, Irritable, Downstairs Neighbor
DISCLAIMER: This is wholly sarcastic, I do not plan on murdering my upstairs neighbors--even if their demise would bring me significant joy.