Drake has lung cancer.  According to my mom, he has a couple of weeks.


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It's that there are way too many words to express my anger and helplessness and rage and not enough coherence for me to express it.

Apparently I am not allowed to be in my own house alone with Bob ever.  This probably wouldn't be a problem if my mom wasn't suddenly up and attempting to sell it, thereby making me want to spend as much time in it as ( Read more... )

Dear Self.

Stop sucking at being a student.

Thx.

When I buy a used DVD from you, I expect your workers to give me the right one.  Especially after I make him check the DVD twice, because he didn't get the right version the first time.  No.  The fullscreen version isn't what I wanted - this DVD case says widescreen.  Okay, he'll look again.  Uh.  Thanks.  You gave me the old version of the movie ( Read more... )

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The Time:  Between 8:30 and 9:00 am.

The subject is gender and culture.  Suddenly, the teacher informs us that cultural practices can change genetics - if tall men are desirable, they will mate and pass on their genes.  This is reasonable and backed up by science.  'Okay,' we say, 'we can see that.'  Then she proceeds to tell us that the Chinese ( Read more... )

Is it really, totally, truly necessary that I go and /scan my book receipts/ to prove that I /buy books for school/ before you'll give me more fake-Goucher-money for, y'know, those books for that class I just added?  That one I can't afford on my OneCard because it costs seventy five dollars and you didn't give me enough to buy books for the ( Read more... )

The transition from GoucherWebs back to DoucherWebs has been accompanied by the same assfuckingtastic disconnecting bullshit.  I have complained - loudly - to IT about their internet protocols, and the only response was that "...we make ports low priority okay :D".  SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, BITCH, BEFORE I STRANGLE YOU WITH AN ETHERNET CORD.

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...guys.  GUYS.

From: Mr.Salif Diallou
African Development Bank
Burkina Faso (ADB-ANNEX)
Ouagadougou-Burkina Faso.
Dear friend,

It will be a surprise for you to receive this mail, Welcome this letter. I am Mr.Salif Diallou ,the Director Of The Accounts & Auditing Dept. At The African Development Bank Ouagadougou-West Africa. With due respect I Have ( Read more... )

IT BURNS