Hey Mom FUCK YOU
Is it really, totally, truly necessary that I go and /scan my book receipts/ to prove that I /buy books for school/ before you'll give me more fake-Goucher-money for, y'know, those books for that class I just added? That one I can't afford on my OneCard because it costs seventy five dollars and you didn't give me enough to buy books for the semester?
When you say "Pay for it out of your pocket and I'll put reimbursement money in your OneCard" (which is the retarded Goucher funds thing, which I consider to be 'fake money' because it can't really be spent anywhere other than Goucher), you should expect me to say 'no'. I am not trading my hard-earned cash off for nothing.
I am not going to jump through a thousand fucking hoops because you want to control every single aspect of my life. My finances are no longer your business or your concern. I have made mistakes with my earnings, and I am dealing with them by whoring my talent out to anyone who'll buy whether or not I like it, them, or the subject. I am coping. I do not need to apologize to YOU about my mishandled funds. Schoolbooks are something you have always paid for. You tried to pay me for the work I did in your office in GopherBucks (the fake Goucher money), which /doesn't fucking fly/. You tried to bribe me about my grades with GopherBucks. NO. I GET THAT YOU ARE WORRIED I'LL OVERSPEND AGAIN, BUT GUESS WHAT? I'M NOT OVERSPENDING.
THE LESSON HAS BEEN LEARNED.
I AM NOT SOME MORON UNABLE TO CHANGE MY HABITS AFTER EXPERIENCING CONSEQUENCES. I AM NOT A CHILD. I AM AN ADULT, AND MY FINANCES ARE /NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS/. I HAVE MADE THREE TIMES MORE MONEY IN THE PAST WEEKEND THAN I DID OVER A FULL WEEK OF WORKING FOR YOU.
Not paying me for /legitimate work/ in which /I TAKE CARE OF YOUR OFFICE'S FUCKED-UP PAPERWORK/ is fucking retarded. Thankfully, I won those two arguments - she deposited the money for the grades in my bank account, and I demanded full payment in cash for the office work.
But seriously, this is ridiculous.
I do not deal in fake money.
The world operates on the cash system, not the asstastic college system.
You 'don't trust me to spend money on the books'. Excuse me? I have a class, and I have to pass it. For that, I /kind of need the books/.
STFU and GTFA.