I've been finding some poems I wrote years ago. They're really quite crap... but here's one I wrote in Ameri-Scots language...
Address to a Veggie Haggis
Splendid Haggis wi' out nae meat
Tatties, neeps and thee I eat
In empty stomach ye tak your place
Wondrous son o' the puddin-race
Wi' glass o' beer fro' Germany
An' then
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