Well... I'm seriously torn between sharing my squee/bragging/floofing my geeky feathers and keeping my mouth shut... Squeeing wins, in spite of my embarrassment. I blame eldritchhobbit in any case. :-P

I'm embarrassed that I've spent money on my crack habit when I really don't know where rent money is coming from next month... Behold, my new things:

( What? What has she done *now*? )

OMG... There is a garbage truck collecting leaves out on my street and it's making my SKIN CRAWL... It sounds *EXACTLY* like the Id monster from Forbidden Planet when it attacks the ship.

EXACTLY.


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I seem to have forgotten to post for three days... That's because I'm an ADDICT and when I get a new idea into my head, I can't be arsed to stop for things like food, or sleep, or work ( Read more... )

I have slept 12 voluptuous, deep, uninterrupted hours. I feel amazing.

The weather the past 24 hours has been *OBSCENELY* gorgeous.

I have not taken *any* drugs or alcohol to reach the state I am currently in.

That is all.

This is why I don't bother having actual sex with real people... Because it couldn't possibly give me an orgasm as mind-blowing as this:

Analytics According to Captain KirkAnd this, after a long, long, looooong day problem-solving the data map on our big database conversion (with spreadsheets and charts and post-its and exaggerated hand gestures ( Read more... )

I'm reminded why I don't cook on a regular basis... Because my kitchen technique is depressingly similar to the Anal Retentive Chef:


The Anal Retentive Chef | Funny Jokes at JibJab

This relatively simple chicken curry dish is turning into an epic journey into my twisted psyche. I swear to you, every step of the process has involved tin foil, ( Read more... )

So mind-boggingly, teeth-clenching, kick-children-and-small-animals angry...  I've been *meticulously* keeping notes through the last 30 or so hours of Danger Man in a small notebook (not to mention all my Zebracon notes) for the past two weeks and now, in the past few hours, it's gone missing.  I've searched EVERY-FUCKING-WHERE.

Which means:

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I'm willing to admit that I spoil Zelda. But I think I may have just crossed the line ( Read more... )

Uber-geek that I am, I had a really good time at a two hour "class" at the Post Office today about the new postal rate structure taking effect May 14.  Advanced postal theory makes me hot.  ;-)

The short story:

Rates are going up again.  Figuring out what the rate is for any particular piece of mail will require you to return to the advanced ( Read more... )

I've been playing the tetris game at the Doctor Who Advent Calendar (see day 16) faaaaaaarrrrrr too much...  I'll prove it.

I counted everything and developed a strategy.

NO. OF TILES IN BLOCK BLOWN

POINT VALUE FOR BLOCK

3

3

4

74

5

85

6
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