1. Leave me a comment saying something random, like the lyrics from your current favourite song, or your favourite kind of sandwich. Something random. Whatever you like.

2. I'll respond by asking you five questions so I can get to know you better.

3. Update your journal with the answers to the questions.

4. Include this explanation in the post and ( Read more... )

► Pick up to 15 OTPs.
► Describe them in less than 15 words.
► Have your flist guess the OTP.

So... with that, guess, mes cheries. (Yes, I commited a Francais faux pas. Heck, that was probably another one. I should probably stop now.) I'm warning you, this is obscure. Especially 2-5. Has TV and movies and cartoons.

1. Singing valentines, phallic ( Read more... )

It's been a while since I've posted, so I shall present to you all... read the title, will you?

BARNEY (on television): She gained ten pounds and tried to kill me with a brick.
MOTHER: If only she'd succeeded!

AUNT #1: How many games of euchre did you play in college?
FATHER: In excess of a thousand.
AUNT #1: Your first semester.
AUNT #2: But how ( Read more... )

Okay, so recently my father rented Disc Three of Season One of How I Met Your Mother. This was good. My brother and I watched Life Among The Gorillas, Nothing Good Happens After Two AM, and Mary the Paralegal. This was good. I was looking forward to the other three episodes (Best Prom Ever!!).

While we watched the latter two episodes, we were home ( Read more... )

So, lately for my story it has occurred to me that I should have done the math on the probability. Mostly because it makes an awesome little B/R scene.

Barney has been a manwhore for about ten years.
He has probably (on average) done one girl a day in that time, probably unique ones.
That's about 4000 girls.
Condoms don't work 1% of the time and ( Read more... )

SELF: I'm a little unhappy because I finally saw that episode of that TV show that I missed last night on the Internet, and one of my favorite couples broke up.
DAD: Say, is that the one show where the people are usually in a bar or a living room?
SELF: ...Yeah. Probably.
DAD: And there's that one blondie guy with the suit and the cell phone that ( Read more... )

Today, I was euphorically happy, because this guy (who I sollemnly swear is living, breathing, thinking proof that intelligence is sexy)


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