How My Father Met Your Mother
SELF: I'm a little unhappy because I finally saw that episode of that TV show that I missed last night on the Internet, and one of my favorite couples broke up.
DAD: Say, is that the one show where the people are usually in a bar or a living room?
SELF: ...Yeah. Probably.
DAD: And there's that one blondie guy with the suit and the cell phone that doesn't fit in?
SELF: ...uhuh. *recalling* Oh, but it's hilarious, because he's fallen in love with this other girl in the group, because they kissed four months ago and he realized his feelings just now and now he has this hilarious scheme to get her but he's impeded by the girls he's constantly hooking up with and it's HILARIOUS.
...yeah. Just came up today in random chatter.
Also... WHY, SHELTER ISLAND, WHYYYYY?