JUST RIGHT HERE, THAT IS. I NEED GOOD STUFF TOO. TELL ME SOMETHING YOU'RE EXCITED ABOUT! HAPPY TO PRETEND YOU DON'T HAVE EXAMS? I WANT TO KNOW. THINK YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND IS ABOUT TO PROPOSE? I WANT TO KNOW! BELIEVE THAT YOU HAVE THE CURE TO SWINE FLU? TELL ME HERE!
I'M EXCITED ABOUT:
NY TIMES CROSSWORD PUZZLES ON MY FRUIT PHONE BECAUSE I'M A BIG DORK.
- THE WINE AND CHEESE I WAS GIFTED WITH IN FRENCH CLASS TODAY (WOO FOR GETTING BUZZED AT 11:30 AM)
- OBLITERATING MY ROOMMATE'S HIGH SCORE AT THIS RIDICULOUSLY ADDICTING GAME (SRSLY DON'T PLAY IT IF YOU PLAN ON HAVING A LIFE OR GETTING SLEEP IN THE NEXT WEEK)
- MY ROOMMATE FINALLY GETTING A TASTE OF STAYING UP LATE TO STUDY AND WORK LIKE SHE HASN'T ALL FUCKING YEAR AND I HAVE (SORRY, THAT'S MY MASOCHISM GETTING THE BETTER OF ME, I'M USUALLY NOT THIS CRUEL)
DID YOU KNOW THAT ABOUT 30% OF THE AMERICAN POPULATION HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A F@*$### ELECTRICAL CORD IS? OR A POWER CORD? OR THE GAWD BLEEPING EFFING THING, THAT YOU STICK INTO THE ELECTIRCAL WALL SOCKET TO MAKE POWER GO TO YOUR ELECTERONIC DEVICE!?!?
AND THAT NOBODY SEEMS TO KNOW THAT IF YOUR TV HAS AN "UNUSABLE SIGNAL" MESSAGE ON THE SCREEN OR IT'S NOTHING MORE THAN A SNOWY SCREEN THEN FRICKEN TURN ON EITHER THE CABLE BOX OR SATELLITE BOX, DVD PLAYER, VCR. OR PUT YOUR MTHER GRRR TV ON CHANNEL 3, 4 OR WHAT EVER INPUT SETTING YOU USUALLY GET A PICTURE ON.
AND IF YOUR TV IS PLUGGED INTO AN OUTLET CONTROLLED BY A WALL SWITCH. AND YOU TURN THE WALL SWITCH OFF. THEN F*CK YOU! NO. THE TV IS OBVIOUSLY NOT GONNA WORK. DON'T YELL AT ME. BECAUSE YOU, NOT I...IS THE MORON.
GOSH I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER.
OH AND APPARENTLY BEARS EAT SATELLITE DISHES. GO FIGURE.
I HAVE COMMITTED THE ABOVE MENTIONED FAUX-PAS (NOT CHECKING PLUGS/JACKS/WIRES/CORDS), BUT HAVE NOT GONE OFF TO PHONE PEOPLEZ ABOUT IT. THE SATELLITE THOUGH -- I HAS DISH THAT HAS YET TO BE CONNECTED. AM TEMPTED TO USE AS FRISBEE.
BUT FOR HAPPY THINGS AND FURTHERMORE TO MY LAST BITCH POST IN THE CAPSLOCK THANG, I WAS A BITCH AND WENT TO PARIS THIS WEEK. I HOPE YOU WILL ALL BE GLAD TO KNOW THAT I FORCED MY FRIENDS TO GO TO PLACE DE LA CONCORDE WITH ME TO PRETEND TO THROW OUR PHONES INTO THE FOUNTAIN. THEY WERE THRILLED FOR RL.
ISN'T IT NICE WHEN YOU SPEND A WEEK AT THE DOCTORS WITH YOUR MOTHER, AND EVENTUALLY, FINALLY, YAY, THEY PULL THEIR HEADS FROM THEIR ARSES AND TELL YOU: OH YOU HAVE PNEUMONIA. (NOT ME -- MY MOTHER
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I HAS QUESTION ON FRUIT PHONE - WHAT'S THE EASE OF READING ON THE SCREEN?
I IS CONTEMPLATING - FINALLY(!) ABANDONING PALM M500 (YES, VERY OLD MODEL) TO GO WITH SOMETHING THAT WILL ALLOW ME TO READ MASSES OF HTML DOC'S. NOT SO MUCH E-BOOK SHOPPING TO BE READ, BUT I HAS STUFF TO READZ Y/Y.
IT'S TOSS-UP BETWEEN DROPPING CURRENT CELLPHONE AND GO WITH FRUIT PHONE TO BE THE ONE-RING-ISH OF ALL ELECTRONIC GOODIES, OR ELSE, GO WITH FRUIT TOUCH (WHATEVER COMES OUT SEPTEMBER-ISH?).
NOT TO RAIN ON YR PARADE OR ANYTHING, BB, BUT I DON'T THINK WRAITHS WOULD HELP YOU WITH THE PEACE. UNLESS I'M MISTAKEN ABOUT THAT WHOLE ETERNAL TORMENT THING. *SHRUGS* WHO KNOWS, REALLY?
I THINK YOU WOULD PROBABLY BE MUCH BETTER OFF GOING BACK TO BED. I COULD BE PERSUADED TO JOIN YOU PRETTY EASILY. HERE *HOLDS OUT ARM* GO AHEAD AND TWIST ;)
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JUST RIGHT HERE, THAT IS. I NEED GOOD STUFF TOO. TELL ME SOMETHING YOU'RE EXCITED ABOUT! HAPPY TO PRETEND YOU DON'T HAVE EXAMS? I WANT TO KNOW. THINK YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND IS ABOUT TO PROPOSE? I WANT TO KNOW! BELIEVE THAT YOU HAVE THE CURE TO SWINE FLU? TELL ME HERE!
I'M EXCITED ABOUT:
WHAT ABOUT YOU KIDS?
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IT DON'T SMELL TO GOOD. SO I'LL BE UP FOR AWHILE.
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- THE WINE AND CHEESE I WAS GIFTED WITH IN FRENCH CLASS TODAY (WOO FOR GETTING BUZZED AT 11:30 AM)
- OBLITERATING MY ROOMMATE'S HIGH SCORE AT THIS RIDICULOUSLY ADDICTING GAME (SRSLY DON'T PLAY IT IF YOU PLAN ON HAVING A LIFE OR GETTING SLEEP IN THE NEXT WEEK)
- MY ROOMMATE FINALLY GETTING A TASTE OF STAYING UP LATE TO STUDY AND WORK LIKE SHE HASN'T ALL FUCKING YEAR AND I HAVE (SORRY, THAT'S MY MASOCHISM GETTING THE BETTER OF ME, I'M USUALLY NOT THIS CRUEL)
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WELL, I'M EXCITED ABOUT POSSIBLY GOING TO GEORGIA FOR VACATION THIS YEAR.
HAVING MY BED BACK, NOW. WE HAD A GUEST, AND GAVE HIM OUR ROOM.I ENJOY HIS VISITS BUT I NEVER SLEEP AS WELL ANYWHERE AS I DO IN MY OWN BED.
I HAVE A JOB WHERE I DON'T HAVE TO LOOK AT PEOPLE OR TRAVEL ON THE ROAD TO WORK.
AND I HAVE BEER TOO.
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AND THAT NOBODY SEEMS TO KNOW THAT IF YOUR TV HAS AN "UNUSABLE SIGNAL" MESSAGE ON THE SCREEN OR IT'S NOTHING MORE THAN A SNOWY SCREEN THEN FRICKEN TURN ON EITHER THE CABLE BOX OR SATELLITE BOX, DVD PLAYER, VCR. OR PUT YOUR MTHER GRRR TV ON CHANNEL 3, 4 OR WHAT EVER INPUT SETTING YOU USUALLY GET A PICTURE ON.
AND IF YOUR TV IS PLUGGED INTO AN OUTLET CONTROLLED BY A WALL SWITCH. AND YOU TURN THE WALL SWITCH OFF. THEN F*CK YOU! NO. THE TV IS OBVIOUSLY NOT GONNA WORK. DON'T YELL AT ME. BECAUSE YOU, NOT I...IS THE MORON.
GOSH I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER.
OH AND APPARENTLY BEARS EAT SATELLITE DISHES. GO FIGURE.
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I HAVE COMMITTED THE ABOVE MENTIONED FAUX-PAS (NOT CHECKING PLUGS/JACKS/WIRES/CORDS), BUT HAVE NOT GONE OFF TO PHONE PEOPLEZ ABOUT IT. THE SATELLITE THOUGH -- I HAS DISH THAT HAS YET TO BE CONNECTED. AM TEMPTED TO USE AS FRISBEE.
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BUT FOR HAPPY THINGS AND FURTHERMORE TO MY LAST BITCH POST IN THE CAPSLOCK THANG, I WAS A BITCH AND WENT TO PARIS THIS WEEK. I HOPE YOU WILL ALL BE GLAD TO KNOW THAT I FORCED MY FRIENDS TO GO TO PLACE DE LA CONCORDE WITH ME TO PRETEND TO THROW OUR PHONES INTO THE FOUNTAIN. THEY WERE THRILLED FOR RL.
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SEXETARY? WHERE MIGHT ONE FIND ONE OF THOSE?
AND GEOCITIES SHUTTING DOWN? WTF?
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AND I DUNNO, I AM STILL LOOKING.
GEOCITES IS SHUTTING DOWN, LEMME FIND A LINK THAT EXPLAINS IT BETTER THAN I CAN...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/8016211.stm
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I IS CONTEMPLATING - FINALLY(!) ABANDONING PALM M500 (YES, VERY OLD MODEL) TO GO WITH SOMETHING THAT WILL ALLOW ME TO READ MASSES OF HTML DOC'S. NOT SO MUCH E-BOOK SHOPPING TO BE READ, BUT I HAS STUFF TO READZ Y/Y.
IT'S TOSS-UP BETWEEN DROPPING CURRENT CELLPHONE AND GO WITH FRUIT PHONE TO BE THE ONE-RING-ISH OF ALL ELECTRONIC GOODIES, OR ELSE, GO WITH FRUIT TOUCH (WHATEVER COMES OUT SEPTEMBER-ISH?).
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ALL YR WRAITHS R BELONG TO US! MWAH-HAH-HAH!
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OBV. NOT CUZ EVERYONE AND THEIR BB IS CALLING FOR LAME@$$ SH!T. :(
SHOULD HAVE KEPT ON SLEEPING THIS MORNING.
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I THINK YOU WOULD PROBABLY BE MUCH BETTER OFF GOING BACK TO BED. I COULD BE PERSUADED TO JOIN YOU PRETTY EASILY. HERE *HOLDS OUT ARM* GO AHEAD AND TWIST ;)
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