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I JUST HAPPEN TO LIKE APPLES AND I AM NOT AFRAID OF SNAKES

Apr 27, 2009 22:00

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melanacious April 28 2009, 05:47:51 UTC

DID YOU KNOW THAT ABOUT 30% OF THE AMERICAN POPULATION HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A F@*$### ELECTRICAL CORD IS? OR A POWER CORD? OR THE GAWD BLEEPING EFFING THING, THAT YOU STICK INTO THE ELECTIRCAL WALL SOCKET TO MAKE POWER GO TO YOUR ELECTERONIC DEVICE!?!?

AND THAT NOBODY SEEMS TO KNOW THAT IF YOUR TV HAS AN "UNUSABLE SIGNAL" MESSAGE ON THE SCREEN OR IT'S NOTHING MORE THAN A SNOWY SCREEN THEN FRICKEN TURN ON EITHER THE CABLE BOX OR SATELLITE BOX, DVD PLAYER, VCR. OR PUT YOUR MTHER GRRR TV ON CHANNEL 3, 4 OR WHAT EVER INPUT SETTING YOU USUALLY GET A PICTURE ON.

AND IF YOUR TV IS PLUGGED INTO AN OUTLET CONTROLLED BY A WALL SWITCH. AND YOU TURN THE WALL SWITCH OFF. THEN F*CK YOU! NO. THE TV IS OBVIOUSLY NOT GONNA WORK. DON'T YELL AT ME. BECAUSE YOU, NOT I...IS THE MORON.

GOSH I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER.

OH AND APPARENTLY BEARS EAT SATELLITE DISHES. GO FIGURE.

pdt_bear April 28 2009, 15:09:17 UTC

:: PEERS OVER :: SATELLITES! NOMNOMNOMNOM!

melanacious April 28 2009, 17:08:02 UTC

YOU'RE SO SEXY.

pdt_bear April 28 2009, 17:10:43 UTC

::BITE::

I HAVE COMMITTED THE ABOVE MENTIONED FAUX-PAS (NOT CHECKING PLUGS/JACKS/WIRES/CORDS), BUT HAVE NOT GONE OFF TO PHONE PEOPLEZ ABOUT IT. THE SATELLITE THOUGH -- I HAS DISH THAT HAS YET TO BE CONNECTED. AM TEMPTED TO USE AS FRISBEE.

melanacious April 28 2009, 18:17:47 UTC

YOOU'D BE A LOT BETTER OFF. USE DUCT TAPE.

pdt_bear April 28 2009, 18:20:20 UTC

I HAS USED ELECTRICAL TAPE OVER A LOT OF STUFF. DUCT TAPE IS TOO STICKY SOMETIMES. :/

unfortunateggs April 28 2009, 19:36:56 UTC

THIS IS WHY IT IS IMPORTANT TO HAVE SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED BONDAGE TAPE... IT ONLY STICKS TO ITSELF, NOT TO SKIN...

pdt_bear April 28 2009, 19:39:34 UTC

*G* ONE OF MY FAVOURITE MEMORIES AS SHOWN TO ME VIA PHOTOS AND VIDEOS WAS YOUNG MISS IN COSTUME CONTEST AT A DRAGON*CON IN ATLANTA SOME YEARS AGO (10+) WHERE SHE WAS IN ELECTRICAL TAPE COSTUME INCLUDING TWO STRATEGIC "X"'S ACROSS HER VERY AMPLE BOSOM, AND BASICALLY ELECTRICAL TAPE BUSTIER. DUNNO IF SHE WON CONTEST, BUT SHE DID ATTRACT A LOT OF ATTENTION. ;)

unfortunateggs April 28 2009, 19:47:05 UTC

PICS OR GTFO

pdt_bear April 28 2009, 19:48:07 UTC

GTFO'ING. NO HAS PICS

I HAS SEEN THE PICS BUT WAS NEVER AT DRAGON*CON MYSELF.

unfortunateggs April 28 2009, 19:53:23 UTC

I SEE... (OR RATHER.. I DID NOT GET TO SEE)

*CRIES*

pdt_bear April 28 2009, 20:00:43 UTC

WELL. A SEARCH THROUGH GOOGLE-FU SHOWS:

http://disavian.deviantart.com/art/Dragon-Con-2005-39-22936289 (BODY PAINT PLUS ELECTRICAL TAPE)

http://7d6.com/DC%20Images/DC2006LG011.JPG

unfortunateggs April 28 2009, 20:16:03 UTC

PEOPLE ARE VERY ODD.

pdt_bear April 28 2009, 20:17:27 UTC

OH YES THEY ARE.

EVEN ELECTRICAL TAPE IS STICKY ENOUGH TO BE A BIT PAINFUL PULLING IT OFF OF YOUR SKIN, NEVER MIND MORE SENSITIVE REGIONS. :: SHRUG ::

unfortunateggs April 28 2009, 20:35:09 UTC

I DITTO WITH THAT STATEMENT...

sporkmetender April 28 2009, 20:50:54 UTC

YOU KNOW WHAT IS EVEN WORSE? PACKING TAPE. I SPEAK FROM MY PAINFUL EXPERIENCE AS A RATHER WELL-ENDOWED FEMALE WHO DECIDED TO BE A SKATER BOI FOR HALLOWEEN ONE YEAR...

NEVER AGAIN.

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