SHORT AND SWEET THIS WEEK, GIRLS AND GALS, BECAUSE MY PLATE IS VERY FULL (OF SRSLY DEPRESSING STUFF, OF THE OHSOSRS VARIETY, BELIEVE YOU ME I'D RATHER BE HANGING AROUND PARTYING WITH ALL YOU LOVELY PEEPOS. ALRIGHT SO THAT MIGHT BE A SLIGHT LIE. I'D PROBABLY RATHER BE OUT DANCING ON A BAR OR GETTING SOME SOFT SERVE ((SHOUT OUT, HOLLA!!!)) BUT YOU ARE ALMOST THAT GREAT SO I'D ALMOST BE CHILLAXIN' WITH YOU IF I COULD) THAT WAS IN PARENTHESES BUT WHERE WAS I NOW? OH THAT'S RIGHT, SUPER SUPER BUSY HAVING FINALS EAT MY SOUL (IT'S NOT SEXY, SADLY) WHICH MEANS ALL
YOU PEOPLE AS WELL AS ALL YOU OTHERS ARE GOING TO HAVE TO TURN YOUR CRACKINESS UP TO 11 AND ENTERTAIN YOURSELVES. PLS TO BE REMEMBERING THAT WE HERE AT YSOSRS DO NOT ENTERTAIN (ANOTHER REFERENCE WORTH FREE KEWL POINTS FOR ANYONE WHO GETS IT), WE PROVIDE OUTLETS OF MUTUAL ENTERTAINMENT AND EXPLOITATION EXPLORATION. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? YOU GOTTA GET IN IT TO GET ANY IN RETURN. AND I'VE NOTICED ACTIVITY SEEMS TO BE PRETTY SKETCH LATELY, OF WHICH ONLY
ONE OF YOU HAS ANY EXCUSE. IF I CAN MAKE TIME TO COME CHEW TARDO BUTTS FOR NOT USING SEXY BIG LETTERS, THAN YOU CAN CERTAINLY FIND TIME TO JUMP IN THE MIX, STIR UP THE CONFETTI, AND HAVE A PARTY.
RULEZ AND REGZ:
- ALL COMMENTS IN CAPS
- ALL REPLIES IN CAPS
- ALL POSTS OF ANY KIND GO IN CAPS. IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE AWESOME AND HAVE A STORY, THE FIC GOES BEHIND A CUT IN REGULAR FORMAT. OTHERWISE, ALL ELSE IS BIG LETTERS ONLY.
GOT IT? GOT IT. GOOD.
TO EVERYONE ELSE WHO IS EXPERIENCING EXAMS THIS WEEK: YOU HAVE MY SYMPATHIES. WHICH MEAN PRETTY MUCH NOTHING, I REALIZE, BUT AT LEAST KNOW YOU'RE NOT SUFFERING ALONE. YOU SADISTS OUT THERE SHOULD ENJOY THAT.
I HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO THOROUGHLY CHECK THINGS OUT FOR THE LAST FEW DAYS BUT I NOTICED THERE ARE SEVERAL FICS UP, AS WELL AS THE NEW DEAR PERSON (AND THE COMMENTS ARE THIN RIGHT NOW, SO GET OVER THERE AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT). GO COMMENT, GIVE PEOPLE LOVE, EVEN GROPE A LITTLE IF THAT'S YOUR THANG.
HAPPY TUESDAY YOU SEXY BEASTS HORNY TOADS!! TIME TO GET YOUR GROOVE ON.