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unfortunateggs April 28 2009, 08:46:49 UTC
ISN'T IT NICE WHEN YOU SPEND A WEEK AT THE DOCTORS WITH YOUR MOTHER, AND EVENTUALLY, FINALLY, YAY, THEY PULL THEIR HEADS FROM THEIR ARSES AND TELL YOU: OH YOU HAVE PNEUMONIA. (NOT ME -- MY MOTHER)

I SWEAR, IT IS ENOUGH TO MAKE ME SHIT BRICKS IN THE SHAPE OF KITTINS!

I HAVE A CALM AND RATHER LAID BACK PERSONALITY, AND MY COLOURING REFLECTS THIS PRESUMPTION TO OTHERS. (BLONDE AND BLUE EYED) BUT I DO NOT HAVE A CALM AND LAID BACK PERSONALITY WHEN SOMEONE I LOVE OR CARE ABOUT IS BEING DICKED AROUND BY THE ESTABLISHMENT.

MY MOTHER IS HALF SICILIAN, HALF WELSH. THIS MEANS TEMPER, BB, AND I INHERITED HER TEMPER, NOT MY DAD'S RATHER STOIC, STILL WATERS RUN DEEP TEMPER. (I DON'T THINK I HAVE EVER SEEN HIM MAD, ONLY SEEM HIM PISSED A HANDFUL OF TIMES AND HEARD HIM SWEAR IN EARNEST MAYBE FIVE TIMES,)

IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE, I WAS ABLE TO DOWNLOAD HER X-RAYS TO MY COMPUTER AND COMPARE THEM TO FUCKING WIKIPEDIA, AND THINK: THIS DOES NOT LOOK GOOD.

AND I HAVE NOT DONE EVEN ONE DAY OF MEDICAL SCHOOL!

FFS.

IN OTHER NEWS, I NEED A SEXETARY, GEOCITIES SUCKS ASS FOR SHUTTING DOWN, NOW I HAVE TO MOVE MY SITE.

BUT ON A MORE FUN NOTE, I AM DOING THE RR THIS SUNDAY AS I VOLUNTEERED TO BE AN ALTERNATE. SO THAT WILL GIVE ME FLUFFY FUN TO PLAY WITH.

I WILL BE ON LATER TO DISSECT AND PLAY WITH YOUR CAPSLOCKS TUESDAY COMMENTS, RIGHT NOW I HAVE TO GO HOLD A MIRROR UNDER MY MOTHER'S NOSE...

KIIIISES!

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ms_cherryred April 28 2009, 13:52:33 UTC
OI. THAT SUX. TRY NOT TO BEAT DOWN ANY DOCTORS.

SEXETARY? WHERE MIGHT ONE FIND ONE OF THOSE?

AND GEOCITIES SHUTTING DOWN? WTF?

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unfortunateggs April 28 2009, 19:22:57 UTC
I'LL TRY NOT TO.

AND I DUNNO, I AM STILL LOOKING.

GEOCITES IS SHUTTING DOWN, LEMME FIND A LINK THAT EXPLAINS IT BETTER THAN I CAN...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/8016211.stm

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melanacious April 28 2009, 13:59:44 UTC
I <3 U BB.

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unfortunateggs April 28 2009, 19:18:50 UTC
KISS KISS

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jinkies April 28 2009, 15:17:31 UTC
OH BB, SO SRY FOR HAVING TO DEAL WITH TEH STUPID.

DOES THIS MEAN THAT YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE LITTLE SHITTY KITTIES MADE OF BRICK? I WANT TO DANCE AROUND SING-SONGING "SHITTY KITTY LA LA LA."

PLS BE REMEMBERING THAT I WANT TO BE YOUR SEXETARY, BUT I NEED MY RL JOB AND NEED FOR MONIES TO GO AWAY. WHY CAN'T I BE A KEPT WOMAN?!?

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unfortunateggs April 28 2009, 19:17:45 UTC
TEH STUPID REALLY PISSES ME OFF. MY MOM IS IN HER SIXTIES, WTF IS IT THAT YOU HIT A CERTAIN AGE AND SUDDENLY IT IS OK FOR YOU TO SUFFER AND DIE?

IF I CAN EVER AFFORD A SEXETARY, I WILL LOOK AT YOUR RESUME FITST, BB!

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jinkies April 28 2009, 19:50:41 UTC
LET ME KNOW, I WILL PUT TOGETHER A SPECIAL RESUME.

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unfortunateggs April 28 2009, 19:52:43 UTC
SHURE THINGS, BABES!

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gizmospur April 28 2009, 18:38:23 UTC
IF YOU CAN SHIT BRICKS IN TH SHAPE OF KITTENS I'M INVITING YOU TO ALL FUTURE PARTAAAAAAAAEZ.

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unfortunateggs April 28 2009, 19:18:23 UTC
I HAVE MANY SKILLS! :)

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sporkmetender April 28 2009, 19:57:43 UTC
ILU SO MUCH! XENA REFERENCES FTW, BB :D

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unfortunateggs April 28 2009, 20:16:33 UTC
YES! XENA FTW!

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sporkmetender April 28 2009, 20:18:35 UTC
ESP. NAKED XENA. MMMM...*DROOLS* I MEAN, THE ARMOR'S NICE AND ALL, BUT...DAMN.

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unfortunateggs April 28 2009, 20:34:46 UTC
LUCY LAWLESS IS TEH HAWT!

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sporkmetender April 28 2009, 20:37:49 UTC
UH, YES. VERY MUCH SO. OH, TO BE THE ONE WHO POWDERS HER ARMOR (SO IT DOESN'T CHAFE, OBV)...

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