My microwave is too powerful. It seems no matter how short I nuke a meal it's always too hot. This rice bowl is inedibly hot despite my hunger, so out of desperation I carved a sort of "heat sink" into the food. I also tried a sort of donut-hole arrangement.

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There are two kinds of people in this world: People who know how to press the garbage level a little bit lower, and people who get stuck taking out the trash.

Before I die, I want to convince someone they already are.

Conditioner is just a way to apologize to your hair for using shampoo.

And I don't believe in apologies, I believe in not doing it again.

Of course, on occasion it's necessary. But not often w/ short hair like this.

I've meant to post this for a while but I only remember it when I bike ( Read more... )

So the greatest video game of all time was released today.

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OOOooo, really Metallica?/ What a CUTTIng-EDGE idEA ( Read more... )

I made this concept ad on Oct 15, 2007:

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Wherein: YouTube is the most popular video sharing site on the internet ( Read more... )

For me, they're both more ways of procrastinating than methods of focus. I focus pretty well once I commit to it, I just hate focusing on boring shit! It wilts my flowering heart. How I'd rather goof off or make fun of an author than take them seriously. Maybe that's how my essay will go ( Read more... )