Comments | yourseoulmate: I created the number thirty-five

yourseoulmate

I created the number thirty-five

Oct 19, 2011 23:25

As everybody already knows, there's going to be a date auction for the upcoming dance! But I have an unfortunate announcement to make.

I won't be one of the auctioned dates.

Shh, shh, shh! It's okay! It's okay! Shhhh. Dry your collective eyes, Hogwarts! In a way, I'm being incredibly altruistic. This way, others who are being auctioned will ( Read more... )

can't spell prefect without perfect, troll in the dungeon, an unclassifiable quantity of sincerity

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[Filtered] icyhowitis October 20 2011, 06:58:02 UTC

I. Will. Murder. You.

I have a boyfr I already had a date to the dance before your altruistic intervention, thank you. Now I have to be bought like chattel.

This behaviour is wildly inappropriate to a prefect, Yancy! I can and will find oh so creative ways to punish you.

I know where you sleep.

1/2 yourseoulmate October 21 2011, 03:55:31 UTC

Hey, murder is going a little far! And if you kill me in my sleep, my blood will probably get on your stuff too!

2/2 yourseoulmate October 21 2011, 03:56:15 UTC

Besides, don't you want to know how much your ~date~ is willing to pay for you? It's great!

icyhowitis October 21 2011, 04:35:18 UTC

I was speaking out of passion before. Forgive my hyperbole.

As it stands, I'm taking three points from Ravenclaw for this ridiculous behaviour, and will also be strongly suggesting that you be given detention or have your masquerade privileges revoked.

I don't need to resort to violence to punish you, Yancy.

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goingtoneedamap October 20 2011, 14:01:52 UTC

You signed up Rose without asking her?!

[Fife is scared for her and Yancy.]

yourseoulmate October 21 2011, 03:57:02 UTC

Yeah! You think she'll be pleasantly surprised?

&jacked, sorry |D grimdarklight October 23 2011, 01:33:42 UTC

On the contrary, big brother.

Consider my respect for you significantly demeaned by this particular trick.

no prob! yourseoulmate October 24 2011, 03:44:55 UTC

There's nothing tricky at all about getting my housemates to live a little!

reportedly October 20 2011, 14:33:02 UTC

Mmm, signing people up without asking them first?

Classy. I'm sure that's really appreciated.

yourseoulmate October 21 2011, 03:58:10 UTC

Nobody from my House was entering, so I had to intervene! Sometimes the best and most necessary love is tough love!

reportedly October 21 2011, 14:05:06 UTC

Maybe because they didn't want to enter. Think of that, maybe?

[She's only mildly amused because she hasn't noticed Melvin put her name down yet.]

yourseoulmate October 27 2011, 03:56:41 UTC

As much as it's a goofy dad thing to say, doing things you don't like builds character!

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kid8dik October 22 2011, 03:25:45 UTC

[Not to question Dumbledore, but how is this guy a prefect a year above him]

Are you capable of doing anything that isn't utterly negligent?

insane troll logic in 3...2... yourseoulmate October 27 2011, 04:00:23 UTC

Nope. Which means that first and foremost I'm negligent at being negligent, so clearly I'm incredibly attentive and talented. Almost unbelievably so!

Jealous that I didn't pull your name out of the hat?

kid8dik October 29 2011, 07:17:43 UTC

Nonsense. And I wouldn't attend even if you had.

dustjinthewind October 23 2011, 05:45:04 UTC

YOU ARE A DEAD MAN

yourseoulmate October 27 2011, 04:22:55 UTC

What? Don't feel like paying?