Think I'm messing up irrevocably with Kid? WELL, YOU AREN'T THE ONLY ONE. So this is a place to kick my ass and tell me all the things I'm doing wrong. Alternatively, it's the place to tell me what I'm doing right, SO HAVE AT YOU.

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Having finished the entirety of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, I saw no mention of this particular sort of bunny, so I am inclined to believe it is a muggle hare.

I wish to inquire, however; what exactly is a 'Playboy Bunny'?...As I've been informed as to what a 'playboy bunny' is, I no longer require any further information on them. I ( Read more... )

I fail to see the amusement in signing someone up for a date when they are unwilling, however, as I'm certain that wasn't Dumbledore's intention for funding this Masquerade, I suggest those doing so cease and desist. And I can't imagine a reluctant date would be pleasant in the least.As for the Masquerade itself, I don't plan on wearing a costume, ( Read more... )

Ah, this is marks the first entry I've written since I came of age on the 8th. Although I still anticipate my 18th birthday more. From now on, I can focus on apparating with proper accuracy, so I have been studying it heavily. I don't wish to consider how nauseating a splinching would be. With the bulk of the body in the correct place, and the rest ( Read more... )

Whatever your current dorm situation, I'm certain things will be put to rights shortly! I'd be curious as to what the cause of this particular mishap is, but this isn't all that strange for Hogwarts. For now, those who feel uncomfortable can switch to the appropriate dorm. A prefect will guide those who need additional help ( Read more... )

I believe I can speak for the entirety of the student body in being thankful for the return of our garments. Going without was quite awkward...inconvenient.

As our clothing has finally been returned, typical school functions can proceed in an orderly- Wait.

...Peculiar. I seem to be in possession of only 7 pairs of pants. I counted them ( Read more... )

[A small, clear and polite voice comes through the journals.]

Hello. I'm looking for Death.

I'm s'pposed to be home, so I can help him on his auror missions.

I respec'fully ask to be returned home. Thank you.

--Death the Kid

[ooc: Little!Kid doesn't have stripes yet! Oh those halcyon days. Also, he is writing his name as neatly as he can, so ( Read more... )

The less said about certain inane and completely inappropriate commentary, the better ( Read more... )

I would like to offer the necessary congratulations to the Ravenclaw Quidditch team! Despite the disgustingly erratic nature of that match you performed in a relatively admirable fashion. I believe I speak for the entirety of our house in wishing many more.

I feel it prudent to mention that upon improving John's disorderly image of a cat to be ( Read more... )