I created the number thirty-five

[yourseoulmate]

As everybody already knows, there's going to be a date auction for the upcoming dance! But I have an unfortunate announcement to make.

I won't be one of the auctioned dates.

Shh, shh, shh! It's okay! It's okay! Shhhh. Dry your collective eyes, Hogwarts! In a way, I'm being incredibly altruistic. This way, others who are being auctioned will

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[reportedly]

Mmm, signing people up without asking them first?

Classy. I'm sure that's really appreciated.

[yourseoulmate]

Nobody from my House was entering, so I had to intervene! Sometimes the best and most necessary love is tough love!

[reportedly]

Maybe because they didn't want to enter. Think of that, maybe?

[She's only mildly amused because she hasn't noticed Melvin put her name down yet.]

[yourseoulmate]

As much as it's a goofy dad thing to say, doing things you don't like builds character!

[reportedly]

Yes, I'm sure they'll all see it that way.