I created the number thirty-five

[yourseoulmate]

As everybody already knows, there's going to be a date auction for the upcoming dance! But I have an unfortunate announcement to make.

I won't be one of the auctioned dates.

Shh, shh, shh! It's okay! It's okay! Shhhh. Dry your collective eyes, Hogwarts! In a way, I'm being incredibly altruistic. This way, others who are being auctioned will

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[icyhowitis]

I. Will. Murder. You.

I have a boyfr I already had a date to the dance before your altruistic intervention, thank you. Now I have to be bought like chattel.

This behaviour is wildly inappropriate to a prefect, Yancy! I can and will find oh so creative ways to punish you.

I know where you sleep.

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[yourseoulmate]

Hey, murder is going a little far! And if you kill me in my sleep, my blood will probably get on your stuff too!

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[yourseoulmate]

Besides, don't you want to know how much your ~date~ is willing to pay for you? It's great!

[icyhowitis]

I was speaking out of passion before. Forgive my hyperbole.

As it stands, I'm taking three points from Ravenclaw for this ridiculous behaviour, and will also be strongly suggesting that you be given detention or have your masquerade privileges revoked.

I don't need to resort to violence to punish you, Yancy.

[yourseoulmate]

That's taking it even further than the murder!! Points from Ravenclaw? Detention?! That's not how you spell "get a medal for trying to get your housemates out of their shells".

I wanted to make an example so Ravenclaws won't be so antisocial.