I have refitted TARDIS. It is now no longer a Portaloo most of the time and has a customised "evil" dematerialisation sound.

This was extra hard to do as I am obliged, in my capacity as an Evil Supervillain, to run her on Windows. Not only is it buggy, but it keeps trying to install entire evil "themes". It took me days to get rid of the Darth ( Read more... )

I am flower named yourfutureruler !I consist of my friends!Are you flower too?

He loves me... he loves me not... he loves me... he loves me not... he loves me!

*ahem*

Um... yes.

Animals fine. Life quite peaceful. I miss arch-villainy but I just don't have time at present. Maybe once I've taken on new staff...

Appear to have reached amicable relationship with my beloved Doctor. Is too good to last. Very civilised and all ( Read more... )

Five is obviously just using me. He mocks me openly. I feel so alone.

I just can't stay away. He's so damn gorgeous.

*sigh*

*another sigh*

Oh the pain.

Will obviously be fine soon and back to evil.

I'm having a remarkable amount of difficulty with the whole "evil" thing at present. While I am still wearing black (TARDIS has been most forbearing of late) I find I'm saying MWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! a lot less and *sigh* a lot more. I'm also having trouble with devising schemes that are up to my usual foolproof level ( Read more... )

I know it was just the dope talking, but I seem to remember feeling all connected with the universe and so forth. (And also quite connected with Five... *sigh*.)

Now I'm sober and confused. My brain doesn't work.

Am I shag-dazed or benevolent? I wish I knew...

Five is getting all flustered over his pornographic dream. This is possibly the most fun ever.

Just so there's no confusion.

Thank you.

My fellow representatives of evil are picking on me. This is making me cry intolerable. I must assert myself to impress him re-establish my evilness.

MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Life is arse.

My brilliant evil plan is being completely ignored, most of the doctors are shagging people the cheating whores, and even the ugly sexless ones whom I'd still cheerfully shag who aren't are picking on me.

On the plus side, the Anti-Brigadier has appeared and looks cute in an eyepatch. Evil is uniting in a generally constructive - or ( Read more... )