Someone help... please?

Hmph. Everyone's all excited about Eight's clone and that Sullivan git who've turned up lately. I would like to point out that I am much more interesting than your little home made toyboy and an utterly gay sailor. Would quite like to get to know George better, though.And in other news, I would like to announce that I am officially giving up on ( Read more... )

Tegan's married?

Well, okay, I'm not all that surprised.

Five's shagging Eight?

Does that count as masturbation?

Barbarella's shagging Six?

Or at least, trying to. Though I think that may be the case with Five and Eight too...

I'm confused.

*pokes head out of console room* I think the TARDIS seems to be calming down. I really ought to look into getitng a new room... *corridor shakes violently* *jerks head back in* ...maybe I should give it a year or so, actually. I'm quit happy here ( Read more... )

I was starting to feel guilty about how little I seem to be updating this thing. "What if my loyal readers have been missing me?" I wondered, "what if they long for some of that ancient Trion wisdom?" It was about then that I realised that even if I do have loyal readers, I don't have to suck up to them. I'll update whenever I damn well feel like ( Read more... )

*marches into console room and dumps bags on the ground* I'd like to announce that from now on I'll be staying in the console room. And if it just happens to get deleted and throw us all into some sort of terrible universe-altering situation we'll all know whose fault it is! So there. *glares around at TARDIS walls*

It'll be the TARDIS' fault, not ( Read more... )

Have just dashed over to my room to try and hide some of my more unpleasant cross-stitches and found that, uh, it's not there any more. Bloody TARDIS. Why does it have to pick on ME? I bet this is Tegan's fault ( Read more... )

This is a very odd party. We're planning an adventure with Eight. I've been accosted with lampshades. I'm dancing with Tegan. Eight's calling me 'Turley'. Five's suspicious of my admittedly dubious motives.

*head spins*

I wonder just what it is we've all been drinking.

So Tegan's moving back in ( Read more... )

Y'know, I feel like a change.

*stares at livejournal screen for several hours*

Perfect! My journal is now completely different and reflects my personality much more accurately. This has got to be my greatest creative effort to date.