I hate that beige twat. He says I'm a moterbike or something. What the shag does that even mean anyway? Me own Doctor's fucked off and the next one's either a tweed ponce or some dirty old man with stupid ears ( Read more... )

I think I am experiencing Missing Time. It's great. I can't even find my shoes.

Oh, they're on my feet.

Wow. My feet. They fucking rock, man!

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What's in this ciggie anyway?

Bastards.... computer broke. Not my fault, just spilled some, err, stuff on it.

Did I miss anything?

I am drunk.

Went to the pub with Harry. Thinking about joining the navy.

Shagged theblondedoc. Was fab. As was she.

Think Charley is afraid of sex, which makes sense considering she's from the past or something.

Still madly in love with Tegan.

Suspect Anji and Nine of being at it when no one's looking. Which I suppose is better than them being at it in front of me (*suppresses thoughts of naked Anji*), but is disconcerting

Ladies... I am here for your amusement. Please form an orderly queue.

Ladies... I am here for your amusement. Please form an orderly queue.

Ladies... I am here for your amusement. Please form an orderly queue.

It's really fab being me. Tegan loves me and all that girly stuff.

barbarella69 is a slapper, even more so than Iris. Which I suppose is very amazingly...err...yeah. I can't remember if I've shagged Iris, but most people seem to think I haven't. I should have a list, really, so if I've shagged you can you leave a comment so I remember? Thanks. It's not that ( Read more... )