Have made meself some new icons. This one is my favourite, as it captures the deep depth of my deep love for Tegan. Tegan is really attractive and looks nice in her new evil clothes. Nice of the Doctor to force her into a life of evil in the name of love. Sometimes, I think he's a right cunt ( Read more... )

Barbarella is trying to shag me. I want to remain true to My Wife Tegan, but we have had communication problems of late. Also, Barbarella is quite sexy.

Am very bored. May start knitting again.

Am soon to be wed. Nine will do the ceremony thingy. Eight was going to do it, but he has some bizarre idea he'll wreck the universe. Nine tells me this is bollocks. Except in diplomatic Nine words.

The Doctor is such a wuss isn't he? All of them?

In other news, Anji has a new job killing things. Duck -> water.

Still not married. It's wank. I want to get married before I Tegan changes her mind. Women are like that. They're not solid and reliable like men are. But they're very soft and they have breasts, which makes up for that.

I'm sick of people doubting the True Love of myself and Tegan. You're all just jealous of our happiness. You bastards. You've made her get upset and I demand a round of apologies. (My feelings are also hurt, and can be soothed with beer and/or fags.)

I wonder if Compassion wants to be the venue. Tegan can ask her. Because Compassion hates me.

Think I will put Nine in charge of the Stag Night, as he is reasonably sane. Not that I don't trust the rest of you, just that I... don't trust the rest of you.

Oh God what am I doing I will hate it and want to die I'm not ready for this what the fuck was I thinking I want to die and I bet she has about a hundred kids and makes me do house work ( Read more... )

Tomorrow is Tegan's birthday. I think that's fab, and will get her a present of some sort, probably ( Read more... )

Am engaged to Tegan. And she isn't even pregnant!

Doctor, can you marry people to each other?

Shagged a girl. Two girls. (Not at the same time though.) And as a gentlemen I would never name names and say that they are Benny and Tegan.

Off on an adventure now.

Why is Anji pissed?