I need to change my lj name. Here are some ideas. I don't particularly love any of them but... Any comments, likes, dislikes, suggestions?

buyersremorse
nanolj (now with nanotechnology!)
sweaterpuppy
fenestra
lol
lollers
ejectorseat
irregardless
wayofthedodo
fridges
slactivist
dirtybomb

Tonight was a minor social disaster. I was supposed to meet a friend at a movie theater. I went and waited where I said I would until 20 minutes past when the movie was supposed to start and then went in. When I got out I had 4 messages on my machine with her voice getting more and more miserable and angry that I wasn't there. She made me feel like ( Read more... )

Maybe it’s a function of my viewing too much Internet porn but I find this product shocking in it’s blatant sexuality! Is it a golden dildo erupting snugly from the lips of a libidinous beast? Au contraire. It’s a thermometer imprinted with an advertisement for--of all things--a funeral home! Were they unaware of fellatio in 1932 when this ( Read more... )

When someone calls my land line it's always something "fishy". Anyone who knows me calls me on my cellphone since my land line is always busy due to my chronic internet dependency. The only time the line is not busy is when I'm lying in bed, thus my horizontal position precludes internet use ( Read more... )

A little tidbit: Today (ok, a week ago) as I unwrapped a Hershey's kiss--one of the four essential food groups--gravity took it's wrathful toll and my freshly nudified kiss went plummeting to the floor. My gaze descended fearing I'd see my naked kiss rolling forlornly on the unspeakably grimey floor. But lo it was my great kismet that my pants cuff ( Read more... )

http://www.goodiebag.tv/odds/proper_words_song.htm

The Proper Words Song

"A fortysomething man in overalls sings about proper terminology for your anatomy. You don't often see a song played on a miniature guitar that contains the word 'vulva'."

Sorry I haven't written much since I got a job. It just hasn't been appealing. It doesn't seem so important lately. But anyway, here I am. This is going to be a boring post about work hours and staffing needs, just letting you know ( Read more... )

Well, I’ve been training on my new job for a 4 days now. I have a good conception of what the job entails. (Ever notice that ‘entails’ and ‘entrails’ are only one letter apart? Coincidence? I think not ( Read more... )

I'm on my way to another interview, this time with Swedish Hospital. Yes, I already accepted the job at UWMC, and I'm a week into orientation, but I figure it'll be worth my while to attend this interview to see what's up at Swedish. It's another chance to wear my suit with the too-tight pants; and that's always a good thing! I'm concerned about ( Read more... )

I just had a new and unique experience...in a public restroom. Intrigued? I thought so ( Read more... )