Being a mortal is very stressful. I don't remember ever feeling so awful as a demon. Stupid human feelings.

Along with friends, there's that urge to settle down, and have a sex partner, possibly Xander- and I really don't see why I should have these urges. I'm above it. A thousand years of being a vengeance demon have taught me that men are ( Read more... )

I'm actually glad that that stupid little witch Tori ran off. I was able to kill that horrible male that slapped his girlfriend. I may not be a vengeance demon anymore, but I won't support domestic abuse. Who does he think he is? Just because he's a man. Well, I showed him by killing him and drinking his blood, now didn't I? I vomited after though ( Read more... )

FriendsHumans need them, apparently ( Read more... )

L.A. certainly was dull. I don't remember ever being this bored as a demon. When I was Anyanka, I would be entertained cursing some unfortunate male's testicles off, or covering him with boils. Something fun and productive like that.

( la la la )

I didn't doubt it for a second ( Read more... )

He lived. I think. That was good. Maybe. I'd taken the sane route and driven to Los Angeles before the Ascension, settling myself in a crappy apartment and trying to ignore the emotions coursing through this human form. The newest came about earlier today while I was brushing my teeth. The news was on and it mentioned something about death in ( Read more... )

( Pins and needles. )

Last night that idiotic Slayer caused my amulet to smash! My amulet! I lost my powers! This is... I'm human!! It turned me human, it turned me into a human in a fairly attractive teenage body which is growing and developing and which I refuse to deal with! I have to get my powers back... and when I do, I'll put a hit out on that Slayer... the one ( Read more... )

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Buffy and Willow were being boring, having another one of their "friend talks." And of course I wasn't included, because I haven't been in the group forever. Ignore Ghost Anya, she's just the added in ex-girlfriend, only here due to previous relationships ( Read more... )