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I'm actually glad that that stupid little witch Tori ran off. I was able to kill that horrible male that slapped his girlfriend. I may not be a vengeance demon anymore, but I won't support domestic abuse. Who does he think he is? Just because he's a man. Well, I showed him by killing him and drinking his blood, now didn't I? I vomited after though. It left a bad taste in my mouth. I thought that my days of nauseating feelings were over after I had Peroxide make me a vampire, but apparently not. That frat boy was really disgusting, though. So I shouldn't be surprised.
He smelled like shoes.
I sat in my apartment. D'Hoffryn would not get this back from me too. No siree bob. I don't know where that phrase comes from, but it certainly means that I'm not ever going to let him have it back. First I give my life to that man, I grant wishes to stupid vampires with burnt hair follicles that I'm certainly not thinking about for him, and what does he do when I need something? Banishes me from Arashmaharr and probably hires some nouveau trampy girl that doesn't even know how to properly charm the customers. Stupid lameass.
I suppose it's not all that bad being a vampire, but still. I miss having better powers. Vampire powers kinda suck. And I miss the sun. I usually sleep all day or watch Jerry Springer. Transexual midgets are always amusing. I certainly don't think about Spike What's-His-Name. Nope. He's not even attractive. And I still don't like men. Or women. I'm fine on my own, doing justice in the best vampiric way that I can. Those other vampires that talk about sex drives and sire connections and all that obviously have no willpower. I do.
I mean, I'd never have sex with him. He's a stupid man who got himself into trouble with some other woman. I don't care how loyal he seemed to be to Doozy or whoever she was. The ending of that relationship was obviously all his fault. And anyway, I haven't even been thinking about him. Did I mention the transexual midgets? Today one named Hernando revealed that he had been sleeping with a cow behind his wife's back.
I hate that stupid blonde lame-o. He was only useful for making me demon again and nothing else. I certainly don't want to see him again.
I'll just go to his crypt and see if he wants to hang out sometime so that I can remember how much I hate him.
He smelled like shoes.
I sat in my apartment. D'Hoffryn would not get this back from me too. No siree bob. I don't know where that phrase comes from, but it certainly means that I'm not ever going to let him have it back. First I give my life to that man, I grant wishes to stupid vampires with burnt hair follicles that I'm certainly not thinking about for him, and what does he do when I need something? Banishes me from Arashmaharr and probably hires some nouveau trampy girl that doesn't even know how to properly charm the customers. Stupid lameass.
I suppose it's not all that bad being a vampire, but still. I miss having better powers. Vampire powers kinda suck. And I miss the sun. I usually sleep all day or watch Jerry Springer. Transexual midgets are always amusing. I certainly don't think about Spike What's-His-Name. Nope. He's not even attractive. And I still don't like men. Or women. I'm fine on my own, doing justice in the best vampiric way that I can. Those other vampires that talk about sex drives and sire connections and all that obviously have no willpower. I do.
I mean, I'd never have sex with him. He's a stupid man who got himself into trouble with some other woman. I don't care how loyal he seemed to be to Doozy or whoever she was. The ending of that relationship was obviously all his fault. And anyway, I haven't even been thinking about him. Did I mention the transexual midgets? Today one named Hernando revealed that he had been sleeping with a cow behind his wife's back.
I hate that stupid blonde lame-o. He was only useful for making me demon again and nothing else. I certainly don't want to see him again.
I'll just go to his crypt and see if he wants to hang out sometime so that I can remember how much I hate him.